I Spent Most Of My Early Life Around Mechanics And Car People Because Those Were All My Dad's Friends.

this is why i love tumblr. i have not seen one smidge of doctor who content and now all of my opinions on the franchise are based on the fact that the 9th doctor's swag is so lesbian

9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.

cassandra cain they could never make me hate you

DC twitter is generally not as fun as dc tumblr however that one account pretending to be Batgirl is just. Fantastic. Like this is literally Cass's account

i had to submit a study guide for my history final. i made two versions, one to submit and one to actually study. the one to study was mostly bill & ted's quotes and hamilton. i submitted the wrong one to google and had to shamefully apologize for calling napoleon a dick. i still have not lived that down with my friends tbh

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

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what about alfred though

Imagine having living grandparents

if they mean intimacy like emotional support and care, yes, because everyone does. if they mean intimacy as in "men are entitled to sex and treating their wives/girlfriends/whatevers as mothers", NO. that is all

i am exhausted and i need to sleep but my brain is just made up of fictional characters and music which is usually fine but my music taste is depressing and im hyperfixated on the robins which are at many points also depressing

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

the more im around my real friends the cringier i get and the happier i am. genuinely this is just a little joy post because theyre wonderful people and they keep me sane and ive never really thought of myself as a social person but i feel so safe whenever im in bed and typing and just existing with my friends. little gratitude post. thats all

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community