"If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Wanted To Punch Hugo In The Face Just Because... I'd Be Rich" (this

OMG honestly I was hooked when I saw Lady Caine as a main character and this did not disappoint! Glad I read it

Okay guys, time to divulge you upon my Vat7K PJO AU idea I have which I might turn into a fic

Varian- Tyche Kid

Hugo- Nemesis Kid

Trust me it will make sense soon

Nuru- Hecate Kid

Yong- Hephaestus Kid

Raps- Apollo

Eugene- Aphrodite

Pascal- Satyr

Maximus- Satyr

Ruddiger- Satyr

Cass- Athena

I'm so evilll

Lance- Hermes

Lady Caine- Nemesis (you'll see why she's here..)

Okay so, it is known that Tyche and Nemesis are rivals of sorts as Tyche is the Goddess of Good Luck and Nemesis the Goddess of Bad Luck

Tyche is obviously Ulla and Nemesis is Donella

Hugo is sort of taken by Nemesis to work for her, he doesn't know but he is actually her son

Hugo has a strong sense of justice and wants to give people what they deserve which is why he helps Donella/Nemesis because he feels he is delivering to people what they deserve with the bad luck

Nemesis then sends him to CHB to hone his skills where she says she will "pretend" to be his Godly Parent (she actually is lol)

He meets Varian, Son of Tyche, basically the opposite of him

Varian is so- nice and- kind, everything seems bright when he's around, unlike Hugo, he makes people feel unsettled, even some of his own cabinmates, besides Caine, they were inseperable, like siblings though Hugo knew they really weren't (The Minor God cabins have been made for this)

Hugo hangs out with Varian though he's not sure why something is just so- warm about him, he can't stay away

Varian is also friends with some other newer campers Nuru, a Daughter of Hecate who often is arguing with Hugo and Yong a Son of Hephaestus with an affinity for fireworks

Hugo feels he doesn't deserve Varian's friendship but Varian won't let him get away that easily now that they're friends!

Hugo then let's Varian know about him not actually being Nemesis' son and how she gave him the power to give bad luck to others, punishing those she deemed needed punishment

Varian said it didn't matter, Hugo was just doing as he thought was right and he couldn't deny that some people are evil, he also understood what it was like doing anything to make a parental figure proud, he explained how- a few years ago he had been trying to help his father and he had an affinity for alchemy, his experiment failed and encased his father, he asked the camp for help but was ignored as they had bigger problems, preparing for a war, eventually his friend Rapunzel was able to help, during the war, Zhan Tiri/Kronos had used Cass as it's host

Hugo then decides he just wants to be able to do what he wants and informs Nemesis he'll no longer be working for her, she then tells him she actually is his mom

Varian was brought to camp by a Satyr named Ruddiger

Also Hugo obviously has an affinity for inventing/engineering and has Olivia!!

Pre-Vat7K stuff, TTS basically

Raps arrived to camp and was a child of Apollo, her Satyr guide was Pascal and Eugene had also helped her get there, she constantly hung around Eugene and ended up being friends with Eugene's best friend Lance and his other friend Cass who no one was sure how they became friends, Pascal was Raps' best friend besides from Cass, she knew Pascal for a while before being brought to camp

Raps and Euegene eventually started dating

When Eugene first came to camp he was brought by Maximus, a satyr who was VERY serious about his job, Eugene spent a long time unclaimed and in the Hermes cabin, everyone thought he WAS a Hermes kid with how many tricks he pulled and how much he stole, turned out he was a charming Aphrodite kid, he was best friends with Lance from the Hermes cabin who he often stole with

Even though Eugene was an Aphrodite kid he didn't try to break anyone's heart, though he wasn't sure he believed much in love in general until of course he met Raps

Because he caused so much trouble the Athena cabin constantly had to clean up after him leaving Cass to constantly try to keep him out of trouble, she was very annoyed by this job

Before coming to camp Raps lived with a lady named Gothel who allegedly adopted her after her mother "died", Gothel let her go to school but sheltered her very much still, she was secretly the goddess Nyx, she kept her away from the world until Pascal found her and told Raps the truth, Raps had to fight Nyx and fought her off with her light powers before fleeing with Pascal to camp

Raps has an affinity for each of Apollo's traits given but she's especially good at music as she is wonderful at the arts

Cass had been wondering the woods one day before confronted by Zhan Tiri, a girl who whispered in her ears little tidbits about the Gods, how they never truly cared about their children, Cass felt herself getting consumed, Zhan Tiri was right.. wasn't she? Athena never tried to contact her or anything

Soon enough Kronos' host was ready

Lady Caine is kinda like Ethan Nakamura in this btw but she lives!!

In the end of it all.. CassCaine!!

Cass is saved by Raps btw and all is good!

A lady is then caught wandering about outside the camp looking for something.. does she know about the camp? Raps goes out to see who it is. It turns out.. it's her mom, Arianna

Btw when Raps uses her light powers her hair is golden but when not using it her hair is brown, also her hair is long all the time lol

I also like the idea for another one where Varian is a Thanatos kid and Hugo an Eros kid

Thanaros and Eros would both be nb in this and Thanatos obviously Ulla and Eros is obviously Donnie

the beasts having a Might of the Ancients moment

Hugo, it's not too late to ask for help when you need it.

Why the fuck does your boyfriend cut his hair so weird? It's hard to draw man!

Bit confused as tow hy you're drawing him, but @blondebitch7k actually does have a reason. He cuts his own hair. Sometimes without a mirror and then he sees it in the mirror and thinks it's cool and edgy. It's not. After meeting me, Nuru and Yong, he's decided to trust me and nuru with his hair so it's not TOO bad now. His hair when we met him... that's a whole other kind of monstrosity. I shudder thinking about jt

Hc that Nuru just has sparkles following her around everywhere she walks. Like nobody can explain it she just does.

I shall not, will not, tire of seeing people cheer over the live action Tangled being put on pause. 😎

Like to kill the movie entirely, reblog to kill Disney's live action remakes altogether.

Not That Girl from Wicked is another Hugo coded song trust

Hugo saying “he could be that boy but I’m not that girl” because he knows Varian deserves love but Hugo doesn’t. He knows he’s not worthy of Varian’s soft smiles and gentle touches because he’s so fucked up and just can’t be that person for him no matter how much he wishes he could be

And “there’s a girl I know, he loves her so, but I’m not that girl” is Hugo thinking Varian doesn’t love him, but the carefully curated version of himself he’s put together for the sake of the mission (not knowing that Varian sees past all that bs and that he does in fact have feelings for the real Hugo)

He’s so angsty bro I love him ☹️🙏

He's our beautiful princess with a disorder ☺️

WHY IS HUGO SO FUCKING UGLY.

So if the eternal library is supposed to be this place with all the knowledge and inventions from every country, every planet, every universe- then what if team radical is exploring it and comes across some super modern car or something and are just like "is it alive?" And then poke it with a stick

You did the right thing, Hugo. Also I'm selling the gay river anyways, so consider this the end of a plot arc or smth

If you don't stop eating ice cream, I'm taking Olivia on a trip to the gay river, which is on the other side of the world :D

*covers my child with my hands* KEEP YOUR GRUBBY ANON HANDS THE FUCK OFF MY DAUGHTER!!!! THAT IS ONE PLACE I WILL NOT GO!!!

Thats it, it's all gone. In the trash and burned to ashes, nothing comes before Olivia

New tangled kid just dropped!!

That’s my oc (Rapunzels n Eugenes kid :3) her name is Endora Fitzherbert and uh.. that’s it 😔🙏 (had to draw Hugo in the corner NSJDNDJJS)