Time To Waste The Last Month Of 2013 On The Internet

went to an art exhibition and the artist was drawing a self-portrait dressed up as a dog and i wish this was my job so fucking bad

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

John McGhie (Scottish, 1867-1952)

Fresh from the Sea, 1911

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

JKR is once again attacking a woman of colour

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

everyone leaves you eventually. the truth of it all is: we are alone. born alone and die alone. the only person who can save you is yourself.