Using Spinner To Slide Into Her Dms I'm Fucking Dead /pos

I want Millie to run them over🫵🏼

Fuck they drive me INSANE

Veronica casually pulling the baddies

reasons i want a boyfriend (im aromantic and all of these things can be done w close friends or a qpr)

-to paint his nails

-to cosplay jesse and james (i will be james)

-so i can throw flour at him while i'm baking

-those stupid tiktok challenges where you start a painting and then pass it back and forth

-movie nights >:) esp when i get to pick horror movies and laugh when they get freaked out or when jumpscares actually get me

-i need a passenger princess.

-holding hands. best form of affection i don't take criticism, it's so underrated

-stupid fucking inside jokes

-collab playlists of good music that isn't exclusively love songs

-comforting hugs, i just like to hold people

-subtle basic compliments dropped in conversation , 'you're really good at that', 'your hair is really nice today', etc.

-pillow talk- not the gross shit, i mean soft, half-asleep ramblings about his day or current projects or childhood memories

-impulse grocery store runs in house clothes

-loitering around stores and laughing at all the silly shit we find

-nighttime drives where we just talk or sing along to music

-i just like the word 'partner'

in conclusion i think having a qpr would be rad asf

thanks for coming to my ted talk

i think we can agree than franmaya would not wingman for narumitsu because they dont care enough to try and fix the disasters that are phoenix and edgeworths love lives. i do however believe that narumitsu would wingman for franmaya because they are the worlds nosiest bitches godbless

A list of rules when interacting with an aroace person, by an aroace person:

- Do not romantic our platonic. We will not hesitate to smash a rock into your skull.

- Do not piss us off. We're all attached by invisible walkie-talkies. It's like roaches--if there's one, there's definitely another one nearby.

- Do not say things like 'when you're married' or 'when you meet that special person'. Trust me, coming to terms with an aroace identity in a romance-centered world is not a fun, quirky choice.

- Do not assume that we don't like seeing romance/sex in the media. I'm aroace and one of my favourite genres is romance.

- WE ARE LGBTQIA+. Doesn't matter if we're cis, heterosexual but aromantic or heteroromantic but asexual or any other combination of all the various shades of aspec, WE COUNT AS QUEER PEOPLE.

- Do not equate being aroace or on the aspectrum to being celibate. It's not the same thing. Being aroace is not a choice.

- Being aroace does not mean we're all lonely or sad. Eating garlic bread is scientifically shown to boost your serotonin levels (don't fact check me on this)

- Living with someone or wanting to live with someone doesn't mean we want them romantically! If you have the option to establish a hideout for you and all your buddies, why wouldn't you?

This was, again, a list of rules when interacting with an aroace person, shown to reduce chances of dying by burnt breadsticks and pasta by 100%!

dabis older brotherness matters to me. toga would sniff that shit like a shark to blood

togachako-coded, I fear

I recently learned a new defense against dagger attacks that involves grabbing the person's wrist, tripping them, and catching them in a sort of ballroom dancing dip. It's so funny to me. I see you are trying to Stab me, but unfortunately for you, I am going to Hold you in my Strong Arms and make you Uncomfortable

Obsessed with the idea that even when they're adults, Himiko and Ochako still do kid things. They have matching pajamas for their favorite shows and they still frequent the treehouse they built when they were teenagers and do all these silly little things because neither of them really got that experience as a child. Ochako's parents could never afford the cool pajamas and Himiko's parents never gave her time of day, so now they're just making up for lost time together. IM CRYING.

SO CANON

ochako: tsuyu, himiko is ghosting me!!

asui: ochako-chan, my dear, i already told you to see a therapist—

ochako: no!! *pulls out a ouija board* she asked me if i would still love her if she was a worm and i said "maybe" and now she stopped answering me :((

asui:

Non silly and individual versions under the cut

tantric yoga baby namaste