My Mom And Her Boyfriend Call Each Other Beren And Luthien. She Also Calls Him Her Bear. Istg Their Relationship

One of the things I like to do because I'm an absolute heathen with no regard for the rules of society is getting into fandoms without literally ever consuming the source material. It's loads of fun and pisses a lot of people off without even doing anything.

My picky ass with a hot drink and a cold drink bc I can't have just one.

i think bedframes are anti-human devices because how do i jump on my bed like a child without crushing my skull on the ceiling now. what if i wanted to test out my whimsy hello

"Ur so rude it's really upsetting"

Okay and it's upsetting to ME that ur so fucking stupid. We both suffering it's only fair.

GUESS WHO'S PARENTS ARE OFFICIALLY 100 PERCENT DIVORCED

YOOOOOO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BOIIIIIIIS. If your local aroace autistic antisocial ass bitch can get a girlfriend, then have hope.

One of the best (sarcasm) things about my migraines is the emotional symptoms. I already hurt and so apparently my brain thinks this is the best time to feel like I want to curl up into a little ball and sob until I can't breathe. Yay right -_-

I'm a water bottle of sparkling ice, mango peach flavour. Mostly pretty nice but kind of tedious because you have to be careful opening the spout so the drink doesn't fizz up the straw and spit on you. If you don't like it, that sucks for you.

Idk what a furry is for birds (featheries?) But lord shen from Kung fu panda 2 turned me into one

The safest slep

My lizard sleeping very safely, very securely, head not exposed means body not exposed, the ultimate protective sleeping position against predators