"Ur So Rude It's Really Upsetting"

And it caused land disputes to. Bc there were islands that belonged to New Jersey, but the river belonged to New York. So when they made the islands bigger, they had to decide if it went to Jersey or NY.

Pokemon Generation 2 takes Manhattan

As a person who has primarily lived in very low population areas, I find it hilarious when people are scared of outdoors noises because... that's exactly how I feel about city noises. Wdym the weird noises from the badlands are scary? Have you heard your own habitat? Giant fucking diesel trucks rumbling right past your window and you give zero shits. Nah, give me back the screeching mountain lions any day.

Survivor experience that mega sucks: watching your sibling turn into your abusive parent

trauma so bad my coping mechanisms have names and pronouns

At the time I voted on this, the least voted for option is "constructive political discussion," and I might die from how accurate that is.

Girl so I'm cooking at like midnight and this recipe asks for caramelized onions and it says that should take 6-9 minutes??? Does this bitch think I'm stupid what this fuck. So now I'm trying caramelize these onions at 1230 am and as expected it is not taking 6-9 mintes

Today's Seal Is: Peeking So Nicely

Idk what a furry is for birds (featheries?) But lord shen from Kung fu panda 2 turned me into one

There needs to be a simple job where I do the same thing over and over without having to be creative. That has decent working conditions and pays a livable wage

At the red lobster, stuffing cheddar bay biscuits into my purse