FINALLY GOT DEADLOCK I AM GOING TO CRY I LOVE HER

GG ez Sova

I would love to whack overwatch hero Hanzo Shimada like a pinata

like to whack hanzo like a piñata. reblog to whack hanzo like a piñata. ignore to whack hanzo like a piñata.

SHARKS?? I HECKIN LOVE SHARKS

A break from my val shenanigans to talk abt sharks

This is a stock photo of a (small) cat shark 

I love the cat shark. One of my favorite things abt them is their bioluminesence, they take in blue light and re-emit it as green light.

They’re also very small and not dangerous to humans in any way.

They’re kinda shit at swimming.

They’re just little guys.

Overall very funky shark I rate them a solid 10/10

Look at that and tell me cat sharks aren’t hella swag

pisses me off when u look in the comments of a ship post and one of them says "i dont ship it... i just see them as friends but like this is cool ig" like nice bro what do u want us to do with this information. gtfo.

Guys I crave the rot

I love cyberowl as a ship sm!!! Like Sova has such a deep resentment for cypher and his methods and cypher is just like k lol. Also Cypher calling Sova out for having lied on record abt his eye and Sova being all >:/  yOur FiLE iS miSSInG aMiR

Also Cypher being probably servely traumatised to the point where he wont let ppl see his face for fear of them getting hurt and Sova’s just all >:( he’s a sketchy dude i hate him 

they’re so rivals to reluctant friends to lovers

OFFICIAL ART NANOBOMB IS CANON IM SO SERIOUS OMG

Sova headcannons because i love him

GUYS PLS SOVA'S REAL EYE IS BLUE WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK ITS BROWN (i wrote this b4 the sunset cinematic why tf is it brown in that i am so confused)

Sova complains non-fucking-stop when ever it's warm, like the slightest bit of humidity and he will be grumpy all day.

He's too polite to ask Brim not to send him on missions in Bind so whenever he's out there he is miserable.

Whenever he's on missions on icebox he'll throw snowballs at people and then pretend he didn't and no one thinks it's him.

He gives older brother vibes and no i will not be accepting criticism.

Phoenix and Jett annoyed him into teaching them Russian swear words.

Once forgot a word for something in Russian and had a slight identity crisis

Is really really good at braiding hair

Manspreads constantly whenever he sits down

The other agents tease him relentlessly about it

Several of the other agents (including Brimstone) believe he's fought a bear before and he hasn't bothered to correct them

He's a sweetheart most of the time but he can also be a bitch.

Him and Sage have a book club.

Can speak Russian, English and some Turkish (as a result of trying to find Fade) but can understand several Slavic languages.

Refused to take time off when he's sick "in my homeland it was far colder than this and i was never sick" only to act like he's dying later on.

Deadlock sometimes gives him funny looks when she see's him across base and he'll just yell back "It was only a thumb" or "deadlock it was one time" and all the other agents think it's hilarious.

Listen I hate valorant as much as the next guy however one of my favourite things to do is play clove on usa servers and do my best impersonation of them in team chat

finally, some good fucking food