Remembering The Time I Got My Nails Done For My Promotion, Waited Two Hours Because The People Forgot

despite it being my name and favorite color, i routinely forget how blue is spelled

people called this show cringe for so long wtf this is fire, if this is cringe then what the fuck is based???

also btw peter cheats on mary jane so much in this show its actually one of my stats

i decided i'm doing my final project in my English class on the 1994 Spider-Man show seasons 1-4 (because 5 looks like a nightmare rn) and oh my god i just made stat docs for citing and all that and what the fuck i know the show is chaotic but also there's so much happening

you know its a good sign when you add 'existentialism' to your TWs in your fic :)

one of my favorite subgenres of fan content is transing a guys gender just to make them share your period. peak comedy in my opinion

shout out to that person on ao3 that wrote a bkdk fic of bakugou making bread that included possibly the easiest and best focaccia recipe i've ever made, you're so hot please marry me and give me the rest of your recipes

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

working on something you don't understand without direct help is like playing chess without knowing how to play chess but you know how to play checkers so you're just kinda rolling with that and the person across the table isn't correcting you and you think you're about to win then your opponent takes your queen and now you're back at square one and down a point and still no one is telling you how to play but you just have to keep playing because maybe it'll click eventually

if the government didn't manufacture himbos for the weird kids in middle-high school, there would be chaos in the streets. ths government created himbos to keep the goths in check

me, pouring three day old mountain dew baja blast down my sink: oh that definitely isn't supposed to go into my body

also me not even five minutes later: shit i should have just put ice in that and finished it