I Made A New Character And Some Devious Little Part Of My Brain Went "you Know What Would Be Fun? Killing

i failed my math final because i:

1. didn't understand half the material in the class and none of the material on the test (i have asked for help in the past but the teacher didn't offer anything that ended up working)

2. lost track of time and started panicking about how much time i had left

3. none of the words or equations were processing correctly and i kept mixing up formulas and problems

also btw peter cheats on mary jane so much in this show its actually one of my stats

i decided i'm doing my final project in my English class on the 1994 Spider-Man show seasons 1-4 (because 5 looks like a nightmare rn) and oh my god i just made stat docs for citing and all that and what the fuck i know the show is chaotic but also there's so much happening

i dread the day my whore music ends up on my family's spotify mix

me, leaning across the bar and twirling my hair: so, you come here often

en dash: you've used me 47 times in this one document– please just let me die

He may act tough but his ass is goofy. I just know it.

disani water is a crime against humanity

i just finished reading a 115k+ 50/? fic that was orphaned unfinished but the author (i think??) linked their tumblr account with art 😈😈😈 i continue to feed 😈😈😈😈

i lurched forward about 12 times in outrage (this is hilarious/very well done and i WILL be torturing my moots with it :) )

HAPPY 413 time for my yearly tradition of being too lazy to think of an Epic Composition and instead doing a silly crossover pic instead

bonus labru doodle under cut:

guys i just messed up the timing on my edit after three hours of work. my life is over. (i will be remaking the entire skeleton tomorrow with a better set of bones)

Why are they like this?