Happy birthday to this special guy, looking good at 23.
"That's it for today," said the man. Tanner groaned with relief through his gag, sweating, quivering in chains after a day of having his balls pumped dry. "Kidding! Productive bulls like you need 24/7 milking." And Tanner grunted angrily as his loads were harvested all night too.
The before pictures are always better, part 297: Tanner recapped his progress again and we don’t even bother with the after.
Happy 24th birthday to Tanner and happy 6th birthday to the best fanfic out there about him and Dylan and the best thing to emerge from my brief foray into fiction.
Check it out if you haven’t or read it again here.
Again always a surprise to find something like this that got here without me being OP.
Canon Scisaac was imo as obvious as canon Thiam. I mean it’s nice to have official confirmation and all but it was right there on the screen the whole time and all we had to do was see it
Just found out that Scisaac was canon. Scisaac was supposed to happen instead of Allisaac but MTV is homophobic.
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE AND ALLISAAC WAS SO RUSHED BUT ISAAC AND SCOTT HAD MORE OF AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION AND SCOTT CARED ABOUT ISAAC SO MUCH WHEN ISAAC WAS IN DEREK’S PACK AND ON “DIFFERENT SIDES”.
I will never forgive MTV for not showing us what we deserve
They would be a hot throuple though I’m just saying 🤷♀️
Grrr, you'd think with all the farmland around Kansas there'd be a quiet little barn somewhere where an enterprising "dairy farmer" could chain him up and harvest all his milk 24/7
Dylan and his family went to a lake in Oklahoma for the weekend.
The lesser-spotted Kansas bull 👀
Tanner still can’t flip since he broke his ankle months ago but some things are looking up.
Tanner just spent $350k on a car he’s convinced himself for years is his dream. I think there’s a chance that after all these years he’s mentally strong enough to handle achieving this goal, but the Tanner I’ve long known would definitely be headed for a spiral into depression because now that he has it what is there left to live for. I consider it a blessing that no vehicle impresses me and find the concept of a dream car ridiculous. I think it was a mistake but I also think maybe he has the perspective to get some enjoyment out of it and then sell it and move on, so I’m trying to reserve judgment. If he hasn’t already figured out a car won’t make him happy, he’s about to find out. He might already know but then why buy it. He’s done a lot of dumb things but none this expensive.
Tanner is home just long enough between trips to visit the home gym in his garage.
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