Hia Hey Hihi

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!! >:3

Vampirekin : identifying partially or entirely as a vampire.

EXACTLY LIKE WHAT?

But I'm not surprised because he's old and a cop. So that should say something.

Can't wait to money and get the ruck out of America.

I can't fiucking stand it here. But where else am I able to go. Especially being trans and black I'm also afraid.

Moon, Jupiter, and Venus Conjunction

Attention all celestial beings, deities, demons, and other ethereal entities inhabiting mortal meat suits:

We know it’s a bit of a drag dealing with these squishy, high-maintenance vessels. Eating? Sleeping? Showering? Yes, it’s all very mortal and inconvenient. But hey, this is your ride, and no one likes a broken-down car. Show some respect to your vessel—it’s literally carrying you around the mortal plane.

Here’s your “Vessel Maintenance Checklist”:

Fuel it properly! Eat some actual food—yes pizza rolls count but throw in a vegetable or two occasionally.

Hydrate. Your body right now is mostly made up of water. You need to replenish your reserves once in a while.

Sleep! At least 6-9 hours. Powering through is not a long-term solution, my friend.

Showering and grooming. A clean vessel is a happy vessel. Your mortal friends will thank you.

Stretch and move. A little walk won’t kill you!

Remember: Treat your vessel with kindness, or it can start feeling bad. You’ve been warned.

Can 't stand when someone thinks or makes you feel like your stupid in your own interests.

All because I can barely form a dam word from my brain or explain something in great detail like a fucking scientist, that doesn't mean I don't know shit about my interest.

Arghhdhfhf ,, don't assume I don't know jack shit all because my words are scrambling..

the way i so badly want to make friends and will do anything to please new people is so doglike

sorry for referring to my fictionkintypes as me it will happen again and again forever and ever

Hec yehh >:]

Made an alterhuman/nonhuman bingo card!

Please give credit if you use! (Also just @ me in general if you use it at all! I'm curious to see the results of other people/creatures! :) )

This will also be posted on Pinterest and if given permission on both the therian and alterhuman amino :)

(Post is now updated! I did a typo on the last square. It should've been "headmates" not "headmasters" feel free to re-do it! )

I'm so fucking tired of seeing "America with isreal 🙏 🦅" like yeah... Go rot you piece of shit.

And it's worse since I'm in the bible belt area of America.