*someone Hates On Queens*

Anna: Fuck your chicken strips!

Anne: Go.

Anna: Fuck your chicken strips!!

(I feel like that’s controversial?)

Anne, coming out: My uncle's dog's cousin smoked weed once and now, I'm gay so...

I don't-

I just heard someone on the news refer to the LGBTQ+ as the LBGT community and I don't know how to feel.

Welcome to a segment I like to call: GO TO SLEEP IT'S ALMOST 3 AM!

I have stuff all day tomorrow... Shit.

I'm wide awake

Let's hope the devil doesn't possess me when it hits 3

I'm sorry to my followers who have to see this shit.

Anne: Babe, we did it! You’re gonna be a mother!

Parr: Babe, I’m reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

Jane: We actually have the chip reader now.

Anne: Oh yeah? *inserts literal chip*

Jane: Oh, it’s not gonna work with that kind of ch-

Machine: *beeps* Transaction completed.

Jane Seymour: *to Cleeves and Boleyn* what do you got there?

Cleeves and Boleyn: *running through the house cackling* A KNIFE!!

Jane Seymour: *chasing after* NO!!

God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

Anyone want to be my friend?

That’s all, I just want a friend.