COLOUR GAME

Since you're the best skibidi rizzler how would u pizza up all the rq characters?

welp here goes:

Maven: "Is it hot in here, or just you" - followed by me serenading him with a one woman hamilton production (cus he likes the theatre ya see)

Mare: "Are you lightning? Cuz I wanna make you McQueen" - and then I would choose literally anything over her (i sensed a recurring theme in the books and it seemed to end well for all parties 🥰)

Cal: "Are you a campfire? cuz I want s'more" - and then i'd pull out marshmellows and we'd make s'mores

Kilorn: "Are you a fisherman? Cuz i'm hooked" - before becoming a fish and doing the macarana (in my head he isn't exactly straight so idk what to do for him)

Iris Cygnet: "Am I drowning or just looking into your eyes?" - and then she'd probably actually drown me but like in a cool fun way

Evangeline: I am not getting in the way of my fave girl kissers, but if i did - "Are you a steel drum? Because the rhythm of your heartbeat is music to my ears"

Im actually well proud of some of these, I guess thats why they call me the best skibidi rizzler

Asking this to multiple people because I'm curious

Tumblr bestie?

Oof, I wouldn’t say I have a bestie, but lots of moots, if you’re asking to be friends? HECK YEAH would love a tumblr bestie

My shala (maven calorie deficit)

canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own

*reads fanfiction with the most incredible description, most incredible inner monologue, most incredible dialog, most incredible pacing, most incredible world building, and just most incredible writing*

*looks at my own shrimpy writing skills*

*looks back at incredible fanfiction*

*blinks*

*shakes it with unyielding force*

"HOW DO I DO THAT?!?!?!??!?!!?"

Me @ my fandoms: i’m going to make some form of work for you all!

ADHD: nuh uh mf.

i apologize i’ve promised so many things i swear i’m trying.

Cal and Maven are just Azula and Zuko reborn

Like, hello? Two fire benders/wielders with daddy issues who want to kill each other and take the throne? Ummm

Cuz your telling me your don’t hear Maven saying “I’m about to celebrate becoming an only child”

I don’t know who’s who, cuz Azula and Maven deffo share similarities - insanity, stealing the throne, feeling not good enough, general evilness but in Maven and Zukos eyes, Azula and Cal are considered prodigies and like the best of the best so….

But zuko and Cal share similarities too, leaving/being forced from your home, going on a quest to reestablish your honour and ending up on the “heroes” side

PEOPLE SEND ME INTERESTING ASKS THEY CAN BE SPICY (like drama not nsfw), QUESTIONS, SILLY, BITS, PHOTOS, MEMES, ROLEPLAYS ANYTHINGGGG PLS IM SO BORED I WILL ACTUALLY DIE

and if u want silly cute adorable robot girl responses ask @ririxbot

Is the discord still out there cuz I tried to join and it was invalid/expired

My mum gave me my laptop back *yipppppeeee* so I should have a fic out soon, but the poll is tied so I have no idea what to focus on 😭😭😭😭😭

I might put a teaser out soon…….

Also would anyone be interested in being a beta reader? I really need some construct criticism I’m losing my mind rereading this shsshhhhh

- jess

I've come to the realisation that this is a hyperfixation atp so here are parallels/links/things that remind me of Red Queen (most are maven because ........ ) *update after i finished typing all this, they're all mavem .....................yeah, heh he heh hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhagaggaaahhhaaaahhhh)

Aegon Targaryen in House of the Dragon really really reminds me of Maven like especially the whole stealing your siblings throne. He also looks like how I pictured him too y'know (just really blonde)

Then of course theres King George in Hamilton, I'll send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love like c'mon that just screams mareven

Mare and Maven in rq 1 reallllly reminded me of katpee (katniss and peeta) like a forced relationship, having to perform for the people, when I read rq the first time i was really hoping they would *fix* maven a similar way to how they helped peeta in mockingjay

Also girl on fire like....

This isn't all of them, but I'm in my any media I consume links back to maven calore, just give me a sec to work out the plot era