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Literal no one:

Like actual no one at all:

The background music in THAT glass sword scene:

DARLING HOLD MY HAND🗣️🗣️NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY 🔥😭🙏🔛🔝🔝🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️AND RIGHT NOW YOU SAVE 50 POUNDS PER PERSON🗣🔊🔊🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️THAT'S 200 POUNDS OFF FOR A FAMILY OF 4

The way this would be maven and mare

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

Do you think mare and maven were just trying to show there appreciation for the ides of march in the letter opener scene?

listen you NEED to borrow that book from the library. i know youve got like 10 other books lined up to be read but you need to go to the library. remind the library that it's loved and cherished

if i see that mf flesh hat ad ONE MORE TIME

Red queen - a summary:

Red Queen 1:

Glass sword:

Kings cage:

War storm:

My shala (maven calorie deficit)

canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own

FINAL RESULTS 🥳

I've got 90% of chapter 1 done, just need to edit and wrap it up, can't wait for yall's to read this

MAREVEN FANFICTION

Since you're the best skibidi rizzler how would u pizza up all the rq characters?

welp here goes:

Maven: "Is it hot in here, or just you" - followed by me serenading him with a one woman hamilton production (cus he likes the theatre ya see)

Mare: "Are you lightning? Cuz I wanna make you McQueen" - and then I would choose literally anything over her (i sensed a recurring theme in the books and it seemed to end well for all parties 🥰)

Cal: "Are you a campfire? cuz I want s'more" - and then i'd pull out marshmellows and we'd make s'mores

Kilorn: "Are you a fisherman? Cuz i'm hooked" - before becoming a fish and doing the macarana (in my head he isn't exactly straight so idk what to do for him)

Iris Cygnet: "Am I drowning or just looking into your eyes?" - and then she'd probably actually drown me but like in a cool fun way

Evangeline: I am not getting in the way of my fave girl kissers, but if i did - "Are you a steel drum? Because the rhythm of your heartbeat is music to my ears"

Im actually well proud of some of these, I guess thats why they call me the best skibidi rizzler

My Roman Empire is that Thomas never got a surname 😔

Justice for maven victim #1