Why Is Schlatt Trending Yall??- 😭

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

Enemies to lovers- WHOOOOO SAID THAT???!?!??!?!??!?

My two favourite AIs that hate eachother

:0000 YAAAAYYY HAPPY BORTH KING!! WOO! 💖💖💖💖

YOU MADE IT ANOTHER YEAR YAAAYY! ✨️✨️

ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY 😜

Mermaid Quackity

The goobers, the silly little snorters, the giggly little gal pals🥰

As you may know, im going to the side of drawblr than fanficblr. SO, i need recs. Dsmp ones, if you may. Cause idk what to draw lol. And this time, i promise, i'll accualy do them. And i may just do a few writing ones i forgot about too lol. Thanks! Sorry for the wait!

Here are some dsmp doodles i did, sadly i cant draw Tommy to save my life😭

close ups under the cut

The lovely lady Melissa

And thats exactly why i love him auuuggghhhh. Hes just so silly, but i know this man accualy thinks in some mathamatics type language and i love that sm

some of yall (derogatory) seem to forget that schlatt was, if i remember correctly, a comp sci major. Like the dude is practically a genius. He understands things that i would have a stroke trying to read. Don't underestimate him by just making him your goon content.. he's more than just a pretty face 😭 /j/half gen

NEVADAS LORE?!?!? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??!?!

KARMALAND LORE?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! IN THE YEAR OF OUR MOTHER FUCKING LORD 2024?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!