No Lube, No Protection, All Night, All Day, From The Kitchen Floor To The Toilet Seat, From The Dining

I hope you get the best head ever tonight. *smooches*

Do you guys have any tweening tips for a beginner? Ive started tweening on alight motion but holy moly it looks so bad and not smooth at all, and her limbs keep getting disconnected from eachother when i have to move somthing, and it dosnt move together and i hate it. Tips? Advice? A sholder to cry on?

AHHHHHHHHHH CHARLIE HELP IM DROWNING IN SNOW AND BLACK MOLD AHHHHHHHHH

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I kinda hate how c!quackity only exists in ship art now. he is a cool fucking character with one of the most interesting corruption arcs on the smp. like he turns himself into a weapon in response to all the violence around him.

he looked at all the countries around him and the power circulating and said “yeah I’d like a piece of that” he tried to create one twice and when the first one failed he was like “ohhhhh I get it. I wasn’t enough of a bitch about it” and employed schlatt’s method of just guilting people into his country and using the competitive status of the smp to his advantage. “yeah you’re losing relevancy and no one cares about you HOWEVER if you joined my country you’d basically be cool again.”

he saw someone who was innocent (quotation marks innocent) and was like “oh don’t worry I can teach him about The World” and gave him a impression of the world that was so Fucked Up when that person was saving Quackity’s life he basically said “you’re a horrible person. like jesus christ you are so fucked in the head I am worse for knowing you. be better.” before killing him

he wants to save the people around him but the world keeps fucking him over and he keeps retaining worse and worse ideals until he’s literally pushed out a building by one of the last healthy relationships in his life.

hi, inspired by quackitys most recent stream can i request headcanons of him cutting your hair

I know you sent this ask to stonermujer 👹 I know what you did /j This one accualy seems rlly cute<33

I imagine you wanna get your hair cut cause its getting too long. And Quackity offers to cut it for you, or, atleast, try to. "C'mon, amor! It'll be fine! Im not gonna shave your hair off or anything." He pratically begs as your booking your haircut appointment on your phone. After awhile of his presistant begging, you give in and sigh. "Fine, but if you fuck up my hair im going to be royaly pissed." You warn as he pulls you into the bathroom by your wrist. He cuts your hair on stream like he did with Bad. And by the end, it didnt turn out half bad! Wasnt great, but it wasnt terrable either. And most of the time you guys spend laughing and goofing off, talking with chat and having cute little moments that would totally go into a clip comp, or atleast be clipped hundreds of times.

YALL PLEASE SHIT HAS NOT BEEN GOOD FOR ME😭

ME AND MY GF HAD A FIGHT AND BROKE UP AFTER A YEAR AND MORE, IM FR ABT TO HAVE NO RIGHTS AS A GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY, AND NOW CHUCKLE SANDWICH IS ENDING?!??! WHATS NEXT?!?! 9/11 PT 2??!??!??!?!?!???

The goobers, the silly little snorters, the giggly little gal pals🥰

For the duck puppet au ask: the duck puppet au is made by @ yoyoru_m on twt

(SPOILERS FOR KARMALAND 5 ELECTION ARC!)

Basically the au is (paraphrasing from the creator's twt) :

[An au where k!Luzu with dark magic (a trait he had in karmaland 4) has controlled k!quackity. He (k!quackity) acts like a servant but without any rationality or feelings. While this is taking place, Beni and cochi (k!quackity's cousins/right hand men) try various things to try to save quackity.]

Art the creator has shown based on their au is usually where quackity is stripped of his revolutionary uniform and instead fitted in resistance colors and a collar.

The Creator even making a meme of the "not dressed like that you're not -better?- yes bitch slay!" Meme.

Showcasing quackity in his revolutionary uniform with Luzu saying "no no, my quacks can't go like that as a disgusting revolutionary". Then showcasing quackity in the new outfit with Luzu gushing over it.

The artist has also gender bend art and seemingly a chapter for their comic. But the chapter has since been deleted and the comic canceled. However you can still find it on the Creator's Wattpad. Same handle as twt.

Translation below:

The chapter starts with quackity at his revolution base.

Beni: And because of that we need to go do our trip.

Quackity: Can't you send other assholes to go instead of you two?

Beni: The majority have things to do, or are injured.

Cochi: Besides only we know him personally.

Quackity: I already knew you were going to abandon me. Alright then, go and leave me alone.

Beni: Enough cousin, quit the shenanigans. We'll return soon.

Cochi: It won't be for a long time, like about a week or less.

Juan Calixto, Luzu's spy, is shown eavesdropping from an unknown location.

The scene changes to the creators oc, one of Luzu's secuazes, informing him that Juan Calixto wants to see him.

Secuaz: Sir mayor, Juan Calixto wants to see you...

Luzu is in his office standing over his desk, a suspicious book, candle, and ominous fire close by.

Luzu: Let him pass.

Juan Calixto enters. Taking off his hat.

JCalixto: Sir mayor, it seems Beni and Cochi will be away from Karmaland. More or less for about a week. That's what I heard.

Luzu contemplates. His hand tracing over a suspicious page in his book. It showcases an ominous collar. It's purpose unknown.

Luzu: Interesting..I think...I think I have a plan.

Luzu says assuredly over the ominous fire.

It panels to quackity grimacing.

Quackity: This trip better benefit us or else. It's only been two days and I already feel anxious. Those assholes already abandoned me with all this mess on top of it!

A chest lays nearby the entrance of his house.

Quackity: But...what the hell is this..?

Quackity opens the chest to reveal a notebook. He reads it.

Quackity: "Dear quackity..."

[Dear quackity... I need your presence to bring to a head a reunion in the town hall, in my office. To guarantee your cooperation with the representative of the town hall we have imprisoned your cousins. We won't do anything to them. Yet, however if you don't come, they'll suffer the consequences of your actions of the revolution against the government. Sincerely, your Luzu <3]

Quackity: That son of a bitch!

He kicks the chest.

Quackity: To someone it wasn't enough to kidnap my bear. Well I'll have to go. I'm not going to leave my cousins with a demented man like him.

It panels to quackity bursting in on the meeting.

Secuaz 2: Sir ma- Quackity: WHERE ARE MY COUSINS?! Where do you have them?!

Luzu: And those manners quackity? First, take a seat.

Quackity: Don't think that I'll drop my guard asshole. You touch them and you won't be able to count the end of it.

Luzu: Calm down, I only wanted to talk. Would you like a coffee quackity?

Quackity: You and your coffee can shove it up your ass, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ALREADY!

Luzu: Quackity, please, can you calm yourself? We're going to fix this...situation.

Quackity: How can you think that I'm going to be calm if you just kidnapped my cousins.

Luzu: And that's why you're here. That's why please calm yourself, and we'll fix this..

Quackity is taken by surprise while two secuazes restrain him.

Quackity: What is this ass-?!

Luzu places the ominous collar seen in the suspicious book from before on quackity. Quackity is seemingly put in a daze. Luzu smiles adoringly.

Luzu: Thank you for your cooperation...My duck.

End Chapter.

That's all I could find on the canon lore for this au on the Creator's twt.

If it's a little confusing the background for this au is that in the canon series, Karmaland 5, there was an election for town mayor. Luzu rigging the elections to "save" quackity from the harm being mayor would bring. As he believes the other karmaland heroes are selfish and power hungry due to lingering memories from his past life (Karmaland4) and would try to take advantage of him.

Inadvertently hurting him the same way that was done to him.

It's important to note Luzu's character is complex, part of him really does believe what he's doing is right, but his actions speak louder than his words. So it is a slow descent to becoming unknowingly corrupted.

Also a lot of his actions from his pov seem just and reasonable while in other's pov we can see the gravity of his laws and actions. Causing further misunderstandings and tension in the town and between the heroes.

Quackity in reaction to this, after said misunderstandings, in a fit of anger rebels, to Luzu's pov, unexpectedly and unjustifiedly, as he kills his aids (the secuazes) to then put them on display, and burns their token of friendship/situationship.

Thus leading to back and forths between the revolution (quackity's side) and the resistance. (Luzu's side) And the introduction to Beni and Cochi who aid quackity in his revolution.

Quackity himself isn't in his best mind during this period and uses his pain as an excuse to lash out to cause Luzu as much pain as he can and wishing his death. Using the resistance as more of a front to cause Luzu harm and get his revenge.

I don't know how familiar you are with the canon series, so sorry if this was just a bunch of word spam. I tried to keep the explanation only to the relevant information as to not spoil everything.

I.

FUCKING.

LOVE.

YOU.

AHH TY SOOOOO SO SO SO MUCH FOR THIS! This helps a whole lot, and this accualy sounds just so kick-ass! Again, thank you so so much! I shall charish you, anon<3

goldenduo(purpled and Tommy) art….please..please…

LOOK AT THE GOOBERS AAA

First time drawing Purpled :] let me know what you think 💕

This is what that was inspired off of btw

Thought this was a beautiful lesbian but its accualy just Jack Manifold

QUACKITY IS BLIND IN ONE EYE AND HAS POOR DEPTH PRECEPTIO- *gets shot*

okay everyone. rb this and share some of your fav dsmp headcanons :)