Here, Have An Extra Noodle

Bisan Owda's call to action

eSims For Gaza

For USAmericans: Call your reps | Email your reps It takes only a few minutes and there are scripts if needed. If you call after hours, you can leave a voicemail.

US Campaign for Palestinian Rights Action Toolkit

Jan 26th Int'l Day of Action Toolkit

Google Drive of posters to print

Other infographics about the strike: here and here

I will be queuing this post for every day this week. IDs in Alt text!

For the Mertles!

Round 1 B Siblings Brackets

Merturtles belong to @queewp

Little Subjects belongs to @allyheart707

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

Ah, Thai food, my beloved.

How I could not live without your peanuts and hints of citrus. How my cheeks swell, and my lips redden, and oh this is an allergic reaction. Well, I’m still eating it. I’ll get more next week and see how it goes.

AAAAA

I love them, little sillies

Happy Valentine's day! [Extra under the cut!!]

What we dying from mutuals?

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Well ain’t that sweet. Do I still have to go workout?