What We Dying From Mutuals?

I realized that tumblr needs to meet my child

Meet Caution Ramen

Hey hey hey hey

@queewp and @betterthanthc we should do this

my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

what do you do when a large majority of your favorite animals are highly venomous/poisonous/toxic?

My favorite animal is the pronghorn, but given the chance I would eat pronghorn meat. I said this to someone recently who was HORRIFIED that I love an animal, but would eat it anyway, so a question for y'all:

Band event, they always work out.

Do we have sousaphones loosely stored under the bus? Yes. Are we in the bus that ran over a stop sign, has slammed the brakes on a freeway, and takes speed bumps like suggestions?…also yes. It’ll be fiiiinnne

Well ain’t that sweet. Do I still have to go workout?

Bisan Owda's call to action

eSims For Gaza

For USAmericans: Call your reps | Email your reps It takes only a few minutes and there are scripts if needed. If you call after hours, you can leave a voicemail.

US Campaign for Palestinian Rights Action Toolkit

Jan 26th Int'l Day of Action Toolkit

Google Drive of posters to print

Other infographics about the strike: here and here

I will be queuing this post for every day this week. IDs in Alt text!

You ever wanna talk about your ocs but you dont have anything to say really you just kinda

Do you ever have your eye sockets just open and then feel the air go through them? Yes…No? Ok then