Happy #slytherinpride day Everybody!!

I am a Proud Slytherin💚🐍

SLYTHERIN PRIDE

please, reblog if you agree, I need to feel the presence of my fellow housemates

This is me in a nutshell 😂

My brain: New story idea!! Must write now!

Me: okay… what’s the plot..?

My brain: Hmm, plot? No, no, no, none of that here, my good friend, my good sir, my good ma’am, but may I offer you an overall general Vibe, an aesthetic if you will, a vague feeling to convey, a-

Slytherin: Remember where your loyalties lie

Gryffindor: In bed with me *wiggles eyebrows at Hufflepuff*

Ravenclaw: *facepalms*

Hufflepuff: *turns bright red*

Loki’s black suit in Thor Ragnarok reblog if you agree

Mum: Why can't you just buy the book instead of reading it on your phone?

Me: uh... cause I'm too poor and its hard to find

Also me: actually reading fanfics because my otp isn't canon on the books

Ya know, I’m sorry, but even as a kid, Petunia was obnoxious, and she never got any less obnoxious, but all y'all gremlins crawling out of the woodwork to paint her as some innocent victim of a horrible vicious attack because Snape did accidental magic in response to her insulting him (much like Harry did to his Aunt Marge decades later for exactly the same reasons).

But in this moment she’s oowoo pure innocent poor victim of mean nasty Snape (and where are y'all defending Aunt Marge huh). 

Y'all fuckers are about as honest as a professional counterfeiter

Slytherin: I can show you the world-

Ravenclaw: I don’t want to see it.

Slytherin: …burning, screaming and ending!

Hermione: Blaise have you seen Draco? I can't find him anywhere!

Blaise: Did you call out for him?

Hermione: Yes, and I even tried using an apple to tempt him

Blaise: Well there is one other way, but you won't like it

Hermione: *hesitant* Umm...okay?

Blaise: *walks up close to Hermione* You ready?

Hermione: *gulps and nods*

Blaise: *goes to take final step, hears noise behind him, sighs, turns head to look back, sees nothing* What the?

Blaise: *turns head back, and comes nose to nose with Draco*

Draco: *glaring* I said no touchy.

Blaise: *pulls back in shock, and moves head to look behind Draco at Hermione who is being held by Draco's arms behind him* Found him

OMG this is so cute

Title: Do You Wanna Build a Snowman? Author: articcat621 Pairing: Severus/Hermione Rating: T Warnings: none. Summary: When Hermione hears that Severus has never built a snowman, she determined to show him how to do it.

Links:

Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/13033230

FFN: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12761297/1/