This Is Me In A Nutshell 😂

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

This would be awesome

All I want is a FREE Harry Potter dating app so I can find my nerdy soulmate, OK. I want it to include houses and ships and potentially be called “Howlr.” Come on squad let’s make this happen!

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

Reblog if death doesn’t even stop you from shipping your OTP

Befriend a Slytherin.

They are not only useful to have as friends, but also one of the most loving people when they like you.

I know I’m a bit late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY Professor Snape!!!! And sorry I don’t Now the original artist for this awesome fanart but all credits to them if you know who it is could please tag them thanks

Me reading fanfics

AU concept

Everything is the same, except Snape is much more open with how absolutely DONE he is.

Minerva: “Severus, Potter and Weasley have found the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets and went down without proper supervision, slayed the creature, and saved Ginny Weasley.”

Snape: *ridiculously long sigh and an extended moment of silence* “ God Damn it. Of course they would, what else would they do? God damn it.”

Draco: *gets into a fight with Ron*

Snape: “Malfoy, I swear to….just one fucking day is all I ask… for you to not make someone want to punch you… Just One Day.

Neville: *blows up a cauldron*

Snape: *head in one hand, not even angry at this point* “I just…..god damn it”