I Can't Risk It

It’s the 20th Anniversary of Battle of Hogwarts

Since it’s midnight already in my country

Raise your wands in the memory of all those who laid down their lives fighting Voldemort

Every single person who died in that war has inspired me to keep fighting for what is right and to never stop hoping.

tbh the most unrealistic thing in harry potter is when mrs weasley in the first book asks “now what’s the platform number?”

like this woman has been going to that school for seven years and then dropped kids off on the same place for nearly ten like why on earth would she forget the platform number

This is so true

ENOUGH AREADY! WE GET IT - YOU THINK YOU *KNOW* SLYTHERIN...

We get that you think Slytherin girls are ‘winged eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man’. We get that you think our aesthetic is blood-red lipstick, the clack of stilettos on marble floors, and nails filed to a sharp point.

We get it.

We get that you think Slytherin boys are ‘jaw lines sharp enough to kill a man’ (perhaps we have that in common with the girls, you think?). We get that you think our mood is bitter black coffee, Shakespearean insults, and the burn of vodka as it cascades down your throat.

We get it. So enough already.

You think you know Slytherin? You think our girls are ‘bad-ass bitches’ and our boys are ‘refined gentlemen with wicked sharp tongues’?

Well, let us tell you what it really means to embody power, pride, fraternity, cunning, and ambition.

We’d be lying if we said Slytherin wasn’t that warm feeling of sinking deeper into your seat on the bus after you watch someone miss their stop. But, for all that, Slytherin is also when you were a child sitting on your dad’s shoulders - that feeling of being literally on top of the world, made all the more proud for knowing not only that the people who love you will raise you up but will be there to catch you if you fall.

That’s Slytherin - it’s what you wanted to be when you grew up, it’s your imaginary friend, and it’s getting an A on a test you studied damn fucking hard for.

And, sure, Slytherin is also silently thanking yourself that you looked your best on the days you ran into an ex partner. But Slytherin is the courage to end a going-nowhere relationship in the first place. Slytherin means willing to do what no one else can or will, to put aside desire, fear, and comfort and to just shed what doesn’t serve them; that means being cruel to be kind and knowing, in fact, that cruelty and kindness are not black and white concepts.

That’s Slytherin - it’s your little black dress, it’s self-help books, and it’s drunken chats with strangers in nightclub bathrooms.

We are so much more complex than men in suits or women in doc martens. If all you can think of is conceit when you think of cunning and if all you can think of is dominance when you think of power…then you do not know us. And we will not ask you to try harder next time because we would rather speak for ourselves.

So, enough already; we want ‘us’ done right, so we will do it ourselves.

That’s Slytherin.

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

severitus fic

snape: i have turned over a new leaf and see harry as an individual

snape: we share an experience of unsatisfactory home lives

snape: i am present and willing to deal with the consequences of my past

snape: for him, harry, my one and only son

dumbledore: i am so proud of you, my boy

snape: literally fuck off

sirius and ron: i don’t recognize your capacity for love

snape: like fuck all the way off, all of you

mcgonagall: i doubt your maturity based on past experience

hermione: nothing in your public behavior inspires total confidence

snape: valid point

snape: but also go to hell

harry: okay stop all of this

harry: i believe in forgiveness bc i need to move on for my own sake

snape: mhm mhm

snape: no yes i agree and support that decision

snape: even if i don’t actually feel i deserve this level of trust

snape: you mystical creature you

snape: now brb while i torture your entire family on your behalf

snape: so that you might overcome your childhood

snape: but with cleaner air to breathe and like maybe a new house

harry: okay, so how about no

harry: torture is still wrong, even if you do it for me

snape:

snape:

snape: ????

harry: i mean, i’m pretty sure everyone knows this

snape: ????????

snape: how did i ever confuse you for your father

lupin: exactly

I know it’s not valentines anymore but I just had re-blog this

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

Oh Captain

(Mature! 18+ Only!)

Not Completed

Masterlist

One - A Proper Party

Two - Now It’s A Party

Three - Baby Girl

Four - Kinky?

Five - Good Girl

Six - Captain

Seven - He Returns

Eight - Yes Captain

Nine - In Control

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A Smutty World

Masterlist

** Means it’s mature, smut, 18+ <OG> Means it is still On Going -List of Characters/Shows/Movies -Prompt List #1 Lap Dance One Shot Series <

Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!