tbh the most unrealistic thing in harry potter is when mrs weasley in the first book asks “now what’s the platform number?”
like this woman has been going to that school for seven years and then dropped kids off on the same place for nearly ten like why on earth would she forget the platform number
So true 😂😂😂
My Harry Potter character when I leave them to die in a Devil’s Snare because they ran out of energy:
this city bleeds its aching heart - 34k - “The one where Steve and Bucky pose as a happily married couple while on a mission for SHIELD, to catch an international arms dealer hiding in a suburban neighbourhood.“
The Art Of Trolling - 4k - “Since everyone thinks they can ask all kinds of intrusive questions about Captain America, it’s Bucky’s duty to troll the hell out of them.”
5 times Bucky and Steve were Unnaturally Comfortable Around Each Other, and the 1 Time They Weren’t - 5k - “Five times Steve and Bucky should have been uncomfortable but weren’t, so Tony and Clint devise a plan to prove that they’re sleeping together (even though they aren’t, they’re just really really oblivious).”
4 Minute Window - 24k - “Look, if they catch me,” Bucky muttered, “they’re either going to kill me or they’re going to put me in a box with a little window and—Steve, I can’t.”
The Winter Soldier vs. Twitter (hashtag BuckRogers) - 4.6k - “(Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)”
M is for Murder - 4k - I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area. - Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers. Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA. Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children. Message for negotiations and payment details.
That Ass (Property of James Barnes) - 6k - “Bucky Barnes, world’s biggest troll. OR Five times Bucky traumatized the future with overshare about Steve’s ass and the one time someone wasn’t phased.”
family means no one gets left behind or forgotten - 11k - “Steve comes to terms with his new world, and gains some children in the process.”
Brooklyn - 8.7k - "Captain America, what’s your stance on gay marriage?“ Everyone knows that, by now. Everyone but Bucky.
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I agree with this Harry Potter; books and fanfics are my escape
does the harry potter series feel really really cozy to anyone else?? i can’t explain it - i don’t know why. it feels .. like home? it feels like a beautiful and foggy autumn day. idk why but it makes my heart go !!!!!!!
I totally agree with this. Janes made the ‘future death eater’ thing up. He bullied Snape because he was jealous that he get to spend so much time with Lily. If anything James is one of the reasons Snape became a death eater. He planted the thought and idea in Snapes brain.
Ya know, I’m sorry, but even as a kid, Petunia was obnoxious, and she never got any less obnoxious, but all y'all gremlins crawling out of the woodwork to paint her as some innocent victim of a horrible vicious attack because Snape did accidental magic in response to her insulting him (much like Harry did to his Aunt Marge decades later for exactly the same reasons).
But in this moment she’s oowoo pure innocent poor victim of mean nasty Snape (and where are y'all defending Aunt Marge huh).
Y'all fuckers are about as honest as a professional counterfeiter
Severus was a damaged person he was not a bad or good person. He was physical emotional abuse by his father and torment during his school days. Which put him on a self-destructive path with really choice he made. He had a heart, but, because of his upbringing he did not know how to break the cycle of dysfunction and create something better and more sustainable and fulfilling. Not all abuse victim are like Harry some stay in that place because its deep inside their brain that they deserve it.
preaching to the choir here
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Heyo Beautiful 💕 Could you please do a Gibbs x reader where reader is his child and comes out as ftm? I have bad dysphoria and nobody to talk about it so I could use some comfort 😅💖 - Anon❤️
Hey! I hope this is okay, I don’t have experience here so I’m sorry if anything is wrong ❤️ but remember that you are always beautiful no mater what and I support you ❤️❤️
(P/N) = Preffered name!
Scribbling out the line you just wrote you sighed heavily. How were you going to do this? How was he going to react?
“Why is this so hard…” you mumbled.
Slamming your head onto the table you groaned, chewing the end of your pen.
“Ahhhh!!!” You yelled jumping up.
Scrunching up the paper you threw it in the bin. Running a hand through your short hair, that’s the first thing he’d notice. The second being your new clothes.
Heading into the living room you dropped onto the couch, closing your eyes as you waited, accidentally falling asleep.
“(Y/N)?”
Bolting up you smiled slightly.
“Hey dad.”
Gibbs smiled, lifting your feet as he sat on the end of the couch. He pointed to your hair.
“New haircut?”
“Uhm… yeah… just trying something new…” you smiled sheepishly.
Gibbs didn’t look very convinced. With a heavy sigh, you sat up. Rubbing your hands between your legs as you focused on breathing.
“We need to talk…” you muttered.
“Okay?”
Turning to face him, you averted your eyes. Gibbs got more worried by the second, thinking you had done something wrong.
“Promise you won’t be mad at me?”
“Sweetheart I could never be mad at you.”
You winced at the pet name. You knew it was meant to be comforting but it just made everything so much harder.
“I… Uhm… well… I’m transgender…”
You quickly glanced up to see Gibbs’ slightly confused face.
“You don’t know what it means do you?”
He shook his head, waiting for you to continue.
“Well… Uhm… it’s basically where I don’t feel comfortable in my body? Like I was born as the wrong gender I guess… I may have been born a girl but I identify as a boy?”
You waited for harsh words to follow. For him to say that it was just phase or that he didn’t except it. Instead he just pulled you into his side.
“Okay.”
“Okay?”
“Yeah.”
“So… you don’t hate me?” You asked quietly.
“Why would I hate you for being you?”
Tears flooded your eyes, you begun to cry as you cling onto him. You thought he was going to say that it wasn’t acceptable but you also knew he wasn’t like that.
“I love you dad.”
“I love you too kiddo.”
Pulling away, you wiped your tears. Gibbs ruffled your hair with a small chuckle. Pulling at your shirt a little he pulled on of his very few zip up hoodies down from the back of he couch for you to wear.
“Guess we should get you some new clothes tomorrow huh?” He grinned.
“Please. Oh and dad? Can you call me (P/N)?
“Of course I can bud, now let’s go. I heard a new burger place opened up.”
“Nice!”
Fist pumping the air, you ran out the door. Missing the soft smile Gibbs sent your way. He turned out the light, looking at the picture of you from when you were a child.
“I’ll always support you.” He whispered as he closed the door