That Pretty, French Alouette Song Is Great, Except There’s A Birthday Version I’ve Heard At Restaurants
That pretty, French Alouette song is great, except there’s a birthday version I’ve heard at restaurants growing up that replaces the lyrics “Alouette, gentile alouette” with “happy birthday, happy happy birthday,” and at the end of that verse they scream “DO WE HAVE A BIRTHDAY HERE,” and you, the audience, are supposed to respond “yes we have a birthday here,” and now whenever I have that pretty, French Alouette song in my head, it’s rudely punctuated by my mind conjuring a birthday query at a volume unacceptable for human sanity
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ANOTHER COMMISSIONS DONE!
I am currently taking commission before christmas! Please message me if you are interested
some concept sketches im planning for a megop comic...
TFP Starscream but I got rid of his shrimp posture and made him “5%” bulkier lol.
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![Text over photographs:
This panel is the concentrated effort of 4096 days. It will take approximately 2.5 seconds to read.
Does this bother you?
Keep your eyes on the line.
[ Side text: The Earth's crust contains the neural centre of the human consciousness, fossilized between layers of plant life and extant decay. The entirety of the human experience is contained to a radius of 251,966 miles around a molten core.
The people of Earth call this "Home". ]
Follow me.
Everything you see here is the result of a million hands that you will never know,
Does this bother you?
[ Side text: Grief is the most complex mineral structure currently known to occur naturally in the mantle of the cervical spine. To excavate it without ecological damage takes time.
We cannot pass through this world alone. We stand on the rich soil of the graves of millennia, and our hands are dirty. ]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a6e298f43650021eb7166d198e8d81b6/488169b6155019ea-db/s1280x1920/10b1631a7730e4332715bb1d1f32e8f8c02de953.png)
That one tweet that’s like “oh that’s gore… that’s gore of my comfort character” but in the absolutely most positive sense u can imagine, with rainbows and dolphins in the sky etc.
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Imagine the reason why Optimus is so focused on Earth isn't because of a noble, sentimental reason... it's because his Prime instincts/the Matrix is literally screaming that the planet is the only cage (blood and bone fueled by the cycle of death of its inhabitants howling, clawing, demanding for the right to exist) that's stopping a fully revived Unicron from consuming all life itself
There's no way he can realistically explain this is his faction or to any other Cybertronian, like who the hell would legimately believe that the Unmaker is within a random orangic, thriving planet in tiny pocket of the space-boonies?!
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