Tavallisensurullinen - Ei Siitä Nyt Sitte Sen Enempää

John Brosio (American, 1967) - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013)

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

– Joka pelkää, se menköön! Minä en lähde.  – Jouvan sitä minäkii tässä seisomaan.  – No männään puunoksaan sitten. Ei miusta kiinni oo.

"Puritan" and then it's just a woman with normal sexual boundaries

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

Men need to stop watching tv shows with rude but "genius" protagonists (House, bbc sherlock, etc) because they WILL start believing they are a misunderstood genius instead of just an asshole

Me: what if I told you… you could have a thought… without it meaning anything

OCD: sounds fake but okay