Me: What If I Told You… You Could Have A Thought… Without It Meaning Anything

dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

lovely // twenty one pilots photo // @srogov

Lahtinen: Olen ylpeä moroseksuaali. Mää tunnen vetoa vain ja ainoastaan ääliöihin.

Hietanen: Kuin helvetin taval ihmine on voinu synty meres? Jos puol minutti on upoksis nii henki loppu. Ja mun kropastan et löyr hiilen murustakan.

Lahtinen: [alkaa jo ottaa paitaa pois päältään] Voi perkele Hietanen ku sää olet nii helvetin tyhmä…

“im gonna put that old man in a situation” and then the old man is 35 and the situation is heterosexual marriage. get real and put werner herzog in a saw trap or stop wasting my time

katoin ton sarjan ja en voi muuta sanoo ku... that shit hurted

Oh No! was written in response to being terrified of not achieving what I say I want to achieve every time I open my big mouth… I was paralysed by fear, and couldn’t stop thinking about being a failure and was convinced that I’d become a ‘self-fullfilled prophecy’ if my brain didn’t shut up and stop being so negative. So I put it in a song. It made me feel confident again after a shaky 6 months. Life is just a barrel of laughs at the end of the day anyway!

Kyllä minä hautaan pääsen. Jollen tonne niin omaani.