Good To Remember You Are One Big Bendy Straw. Mr. Tube Over Here With His Funny Organs. 👈🙄😒

I want to hug this man

And feel the stick and be stuck there.

"I am an artíst" I say as I make some horrendous atrocities

It's okay babyfish, I'm here for you

nobody calls me babygirl on here it's always 'fish'

My cat is is so fat and eats so much that I have started to call him "fatso", "fatass", and "you fat fuck" so much that I sound like I'm talking to Eric Cartman. Which makes sense because they're both assholes who act like they don't care.

Someone really just tried to tell me that Dan and Phil give the same vibes as Davekat and I had to have a full argument about how completely wrong and opposite that is because one is sweet and wholesome while the other is "I'm drawing dicks" and "fuck you bitch"

Noob

Can you have group chats on tumblr? That would be cool I think.

If you're buried with enough cash you get sent to Hell+ because you can afford it.

"Roasted on only the hottest of fires and only tortured with our rustiest of pitchforks"

Welcome to Premium Hell

"For a luxury hell experience"

Why do people not wear socks in public? Nobody likes your gross ass feet touching the playplace!

Invest in socks!

Invest in the sock market! My dude! Be better!

Knock knock!

The milkman is here.

To get more man milk.

Knock Knock!

It’s the milk man.

Here to milk your man.

Girls when they get sick just keep doing stuff and pushing through it without whining cause they're used to working through agony on a monthly basis.

Boys get a minor cold and are down for the count, can't do anything, incapacitated until all symptoms are completely gone, they need help with everything.

I am Boy today, I feel like shit.