Me 24/7 Of You Even Care

Do other people get writing ideas from dreams? Half my stories are based on dreams I had, and I just had a new one! This time I dreamed up fanfic, but it was epic, so I have to make it.

DICK PUSSY ASSHOLE

CHEESE ON TOAST

My cat is is so fat and eats so much that I have started to call him "fatso", "fatass", and "you fat fuck" so much that I sound like I'm talking to Eric Cartman. Which makes sense because they're both assholes who act like they don't care.

Fuck em up!

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

Blood is thicker than water, but syrup is thicker than blood

They say blood is thicker than water

But the people I know are not bland, boring, ordinary water.

The people I know are syrup, sweet and good and interesting.

My blood is thicker than the water around us, but the syrup I surround myself with is thicker and sweeter than blood.

So if you're toxic I'll drown you in Pancake sauce buddy.

You call it "manic" to start multiple projects at 3 am, I call it being sane productive!

Baked beans taste like the color gray

Say hello to my plesiosaurus, plesi for short.

AAAAtatatatatata. The hat is gone!

*points to cat* psychopath,

*points to dog* monster,

*gestures to myself* disaster gay,

Its bound to be a mess.