"Do You Need Anything?" Uh, Yeah, I Need 5 Bags Of Cocaine And A Wiffle Bat Painted Like A Shark

Blood is thicker than water, but syrup is thicker than blood

They say blood is thicker than water

But the people I know are not bland, boring, ordinary water.

The people I know are syrup, sweet and good and interesting.

My blood is thicker than the water around us, but the syrup I surround myself with is thicker and sweeter than blood.

So if you're toxic I'll drown you in Pancake sauce buddy.

Rule number 1: break the rules

Rule number 2: no murdering

Sometimes I sit like a slutTM unintentionally

And sometimes I do it cause I just wanted to

Do you feel my wrath

Adding this pic my grandma took when I went to clean up (I forgor she was awake)

I HAVE COSPLAYED (poorly cause I ran out of time real fast)

Do with this what you will

If the newest generation is generation alpha, does that mean the next one will be gen beta?

Still my best post

Knock Knock!

It’s the milk man.

Here to milk your man.

There's no way in hell the second pirates of the Caribbean movie came out the same year as meet the Robinsons and ratatouille, I swear ratatouille came out before I was born dude, and there is no way in fuckin hell meet the Robinsons came out anytime after the 90s, no fuckin way in hell itself wtf is going on

God, shit, sorry I forgot who you were for a minute, everyone's wearing glasses, are you glasses boy 53 or 47?

I thought I was 69? Who the hell am I?

God, shit, sorry I forgot who you were for a minute, everyone's wearing glasses, are you glasses boy 53 or 47?