I Have Made Me Me Memes

I am a hideous monster

But I am not a basement bitch.

I am the thing in the attic!

My fictional crushes really prove that I don't give a fuck how you look and it's all personality based. I'm crushing on all sorts of creatures where looks means absolutely nothing. Sentient robots that all look the same? I like specifically those two with the personality of loser and brave woman. Monsters? What are they like? Is she a badass? Is he a sweet but nervous wreck? Better question are they a cocky little shit? If the answer is yes I want them and any others can fuck off!

You ever just vibe without supervision?

Someday, I'm gonna buy one of those necklace sets that makes a heart but can come apart as 2 halves to share with someone, and wait for the day someone takes one of the halves off my neck.

Get close enough to do so without being maimed to earn my love, close quarters combat style!

Still my best post

Knock Knock!

It’s the milk man.

Here to milk your man.

I want to eat the entire world.

That happens all the time to me

Does this ever happen to you!?

I thought I was 69? Who the hell am I?

God, shit, sorry I forgot who you were for a minute, everyone's wearing glasses, are you glasses boy 53 or 47?

Save yourselves!

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

@certified-kindergartner is making me upload this