I Am The Thing In The Attic!
I am a hideous monster
But I am not a basement bitch.
I am the thing in the attic!
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I wish I could use a back scratcher on the inside of my lungs, I think that would would feel great and oh so satisfying
Baked beans taste like the color gray
A joke my boyfriend came up with
Okay, I was doing an accent and I said
"it sounds like a mix of Scottish and Russian"
And he says
"Its a ROTTEN!"
That was the funniest shit at the time
Save yourselves!
nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟
Trans problems: having the unfortunate ability to get both titty cancer and ball cancer in your lifetime
"I am an artíst" I say as I make some horrendous atrocities
Nonbinary, Pansexual They/Them I am made of sewer rats https://linktr.ee/tastysodapop
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