Elves Are Just Slave Leprechauns.

I'll have a little extra butter on the side,

Just cause some people enjoy fucking butter!

P.s. do not fuck the butter

I have made me me memes

Adding this pic my grandma took when I went to clean up (I forgor she was awake)

I HAVE COSPLAYED (poorly cause I ran out of time real fast)

Do with this what you will

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

I will eat you whole.

What if someone went to hell for being gay but when they got there Satan was just like, "you're not here for sinning or anything, gay people just have to come to hell because there are too many homophobic assholes in heaven and God doesn't like people fighting so you're down here to avoid that. Don't worry my child, there's a room for you over there, I'll take care of you, you can hang out with all the other cool gays whenever you want to, and if you ever get bored you can totally be a demon just ask and I'll do it." The gay person realizes that the devil is actually an ally and that the lord might be a homophobe.

I wish I could use a back scratcher on the inside of my lungs, I think that would would feel great and oh so satisfying

Never forget or forgive

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.

You ever just vibe without supervision?

I had a thought and had to share it.

This is what went through my crazy ass brain in the hallway.

Skideetle SkidAtle,

My dick is now a saddle.

[Insert skideetle skidootle your dick is now a noodle image here]