He Has Me

Knock knock!

The milkman is here.

To get more man milk.

Knock Knock!

It’s the milk man.

Here to milk your man.

Guess who can officially drive bitches! And guess who still hates it!

I can live out weeks, even months, in my own head, I have fantasies that last for multiple days in real time, I can stop and start them again at will until the story line I'm on ends or I get distracted by another thing to think about and then I start something else and live more time in my fucking mind. I could make a movie, no, a TV show with multiple seasons of what goes on in my brain except for the fact that some of it is sexual and also I don't want to explain any of it to anyone ever because it would be way too weird.

Think I'll od on quill?

Adding this pic my grandma took when I went to clean up (I forgor she was awake)

I HAVE COSPLAYED (poorly cause I ran out of time real fast)

Do with this what you will

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

Put down the phone, grandma. It's bedtime. Come on, I'll tuck you in.

There you go, all cuddly with Mr.Whiskers.

I want to _____ you.

reblog and see what your followers say. 🌙🐉

If the newest generation is generation alpha, does that mean the next one will be gen beta?

I pray for homestuck.com to come home safe every day

when will homestuck.com return from the war