*Holds Up Your Police Badge* Here It Is, Officer! 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍☺️😁😉😌🤣😂😋🥳💯👀✨👉🏻👈🏻

I hope @consult-sherlockholmes didn't dislocate his hip! Because I sure know what that feels like! Can't you just force Sherlock to let you examine him, @consult-johnhwatson??? 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍✨💯🥹🥺😅😭🥲😳☺️👉🏻👈🏻

In case anyone claims I fell down the stairs, no I did not fall down the stairs. There is no evidence for that. I am much too agile and have too fast reflexes to do such a simple mistake as slip on the stairs.

Uhhh... You're not planning to get anywhere near me with that spray, right? RIGHT??? 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😭😳🥲😅👀🥹🥺💯👉🏻👈🏻

Well, appearantly you haven't! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘☺️😉😌😁🥳🤣😂👉🏻👈🏻

Hewwo! Guess what! I became a bird mommy to a beautiful () female crow just this morning and she's a precious, very non-aggressive and super chill sweetheart! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘🥳😁😌😉😳🥺🥹☺️😇✨👉🏻👈🏻

A spider raising a crow.

And here I believed I have seen everything.

can i have some hcs of the Slender bros with an S/O that is a HUGE history nerd? the slender bros are like 2 thousand years old so they should have a few things from the past. ex: her asking Trender about 1800s fashion and him giving her a dress from that era

Slender

brO.

Slender has SO MANY STORIEs.

He’s witnessed wars, countries changing form, the industrial revolution, and just generally the evolution of humans over the time that he’s been alive.

He tells Sally stories of his life and things that he’s seen to lull her to sleep.

And he has a good voice so you know that shit’ll knock her out.

Wars, language, food and even era-specific accessories are some hot topics of stories.

He’s happy to recall a lot of mischief he caused.

Such as maybe framing a few women in the Salem Witch Trials on accident.

And mayyyybe accidentally crashing a few steam trains.

“And wars…Damn, I miss those.”

Offender

“Dude, ankles??? Kinda scandalous ngl.”

Offender really knows a lot about how fashion and looks, in general, have changed.

“pUt YA ANkLe AWaY bEfore I Call YOu a rAsCaL”

He’s been around where ankles were hidden, and he recalls when women used to flash some nice SOCKS at him on the street.

He still doesn’t understand the trend of pointy bras.

And corsets for that matter.

They were always a pain in the ass to get off, and he always had to help them put it back on.

He just stayed from the waist down in his historic lovers.

Not that you needed to hear all of that from your boyfriend.

Trender

Listen-

This dude was a party animal in the 1920s

He was always going out and having a good time and swinging,

He also drank a lot of champagne and just generally had everything except a lampshade on his head.

A lot of his more fancy looks are still inspired by that time period.

ex. Accent of long pearls or possibly a feathered headpiece

But he’s worked as a tailor throughout the ages, the 20s were basically his time off.

If you wanted any era-specific clothing, he’ll be sure to whip something up!

Maybe even with a modern twist, who knows?

Splendor

He’s very much into the entertainment industry.

Ranging from circuses, street performing mimes, preachers, even artists painting on the side of roadways.

There’s a lot of things he’s willing to recall.

He’ll tell you about how amazed people were at a sight of a giant elephant at a zoo, or artists that made their living by making people laugh.

Splendor didn’t go to many parties, but he did hang out in a few wholesome bars where everyone was allowed to be themselves.

Splendor actually took part in photography in it’s early years of development and always cracked a joke right before he took a picture to make the person smile, instead of looking all stoic.

While on the singing topic can you do hc/scenarios of Slender raising his child figure (maybe they became a father/child duo from being a mansion resident for so long) with singing or piano lessons bc I imagine him being so old he that he would teach her a “proper” hobby that’s been around for centuries. Sorry if this doesn’t make sense but I love the way you write cp characters😭

I went with piano~ I hope you like it~

It happens quite often that when they aren't working that the residents of the mansion will get bored, and as the father figure of the mansion, he likes to do what he can to get them interested in new hobbies and activities.

When he finds you wandering around his music room one day, utterly bored, he can't help but offer to teach you how to play something. When you say you've always wanted to learn piano, he's quite excited, and he pulls you over to the piano and sits you next to him, beginning to explain the basics.

The two of you end up meeting a few times a week to continue your piano lessons, and you begin looking forward to them. He's a very kind and patient teacher, and he's always finding something new to teach you about music.

As you begin getting better, it's also common for some of the other creeps to sit in and listen to you as you practice your piano melodies. Slender is just so proud of how good you've become, and he praises you frequently for your skills. Eventually, he begins performing duets with you on the piano, and the two of you have such a fun time together.

Thanks, Sherlock! 🕷️❤️😍🥰😘😄😁😆😅😂🤣😉☺️😌🥹🫠👉🏻👈🏻

What's more fitting for Valentine's Day than a heart? Besides a beheading, of course. Although the organ responsible for the feeling of "love", or also known as massive release of Oxytocin and Dopamine, is the brain. But culturally the heart is seen as the residing place of love. Although the heart does express Oxytocin receptors and can respond to it, in experiments even inducing stem cells to regenerate the heart. Maybe love does have its use after all.

Anyway, have a microscopy picture of a heart, showing cardiomyocytes.

Well, it's still better than being called a "web puppy" in my opinion... 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😇🙂🥺🥹🤨😳😉😌☺️💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

sherlock....i don't think people mean eat you like that

Then how do they mean it?

Goodness gracious, why...?! And if I msy be allowed to also give one of my own headcannons, I'd kind of say that Umbitch forces her student to wear pink when ever not in class. And on Wendesdays probably... But again, WHY?!

Hey! I know you're most likely gonna hate me for even thinking about asking that, but couple I maybe request a big bunch of your best headcannons about Professor Umbridge going full on yandere over onne of her female students??? Thanks in advance!

*blinks*

Okay, first of all, for anyone out there: I'm OLD and I live under a rock

Face reveal v

I had to google what yandere meant..... help

With that said, I– I just– w-why???

I don't even know what to tell you or what to make of this because my brain is physically unable to produce any sort of Umbridge headcanons so I don't know where to find you "a big bunch" of them

What comes to mind for now is the following:

She would give her student an ungodly amounts of useless gifts, like a collection of cat-themed stationery

She would build a shrine in a corner of her office with way too many shades of pink, tea cozies with the student’s face on them, framed photos of her and cuts from "The Daily Prophet", also singing kitten in moving portraits that would meow the student's name like a mantra

She would punish the other students for stupid stuff of course and the sanctions would be extreme with like a quill that writes "I must not covet what is hers" or "stay away from [student's name]" into their skin

She would have no scrupules using Imperio to hurt those who try to interact with her favourite student or punish her if she tried to have any sort of relationship, even platonic with someone else

She would implement rules at Hogwarts that would ensure she could spend time with her student

Also, she would rearrange schedules every day

She would come to Quidditch matches with huge banners with ridiculous slogans to encourage her student, and she would force the students she tolerates most to be part of a fan club to cheer during the matches (but not too much, otherwise she would feel threatened and severely punish them)

Apart from that, I'm sorry but nothing comes to mind because whaaaat 😭

@criminalisticonsultant, @twireneadler and @consult-sherlockholmes! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😌☺️😁😉😂🤣🤭✨👉🏻👈🏻

How do the slender brothers flirt/inpress someone

Slender: he’s not doing that unless you explicitly tell him how you want him to. He’ll die of shame if he tries anything else, no matter how successful he is.

Offender: hey bby you look hot af lemme get your number

Splendor probably just makes a lot of compliments!! He may try to show off how good he is with kids and be all “"hey, wouldn’t it be nice if we raised kids together!?” but that’s the most nsfvv it’s gonna get

Trender: “"Oh, my, your clothing… it appears to be torn… and the stitches… they’re about to come out…, take your clothes off so i can fix them for you…………. besides you look better nude.”