Attention Everyone.

DESTIEL TIME!! Original idea.

pokemon are real. dan howell is gay. taylor swift is calling out homophobes and doctor who and the villian from twilight are in love. 13yo me is quaking. she’s feral. she’s completely lost the goddamn plot

Father Kinley : But at least I’ve pushed Lucifer and Chloe Decker apart, maybe it will be enough to stop the prophecy

Me, screaming at my computer with tears in my eyes :

I love you three thousand.

Just imagine:  John Winchester comes back from death

John: Okey, tell me everything that happened.

Sam: It is really long story.

John: I’ve got time.

Sam and Dean: *tell all story*

John: So… You were fucking demon. And then…you… became one? What else? You’re friends with some vampires, werewolfs or other shit?

Sam: Actually, there is that one guy named Garth…

Dean: And I had Benny…

John: At least here in a bunker are just normal humans.

Dean: They are not here right now, but we don’t live alone

John: Oh God…

Sam: No, not him. He left. But he really makes amazing pancakes.

Dean: And got hot sister.

Sam: Dean, don’t pretend…

John: Don’t pretend what?

Dean: Well, we live here with my boyfriend Castiel. He is an angel.

Sam: Yeah, and we kinda adopted and raise together the nephilim, Jack.

John: Nephilim? You mean human-angel son?

Dean: Don’t look at me. He’s Lucifer’s.

John: Awesome, maybe now tell me Satan himself was here too!

Sam: He was.

Dean: In Cas. And in Sam.

John: In Sam, of course. Who else?

Dean: In Sam? I’m not sure about Gabriel.

Sam: Shut up.

John: Gabriel? The archangel?

Dean: One and only. But he was also banging Rowena here in a library. Before you ask, Rowena is a witch. And mother of Crowley, King of Hell.

Sam: Who was your bestie.

Dean: Now you shut up.

John: You know what? Screw it. I’ve got another son.

Sam and Dean: Shit. We forgot Adam.

Jake: isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitos just because they’re annoying

Jake: like damn if people did that to other people i would have died years ago

When your OTP makes out:

When your NOTP makes out:

That is such a good idea! I like it!

New show idea: a show called Purgatory, where all the characters who have died in other shows come together and work in epic crossover style, different things from different genres each week like time travel, then crime show, then sitcom, while Sam and Dean keep popping in occasionally for like a split second cameo every episode before they’re resurrected again like an Easter egg.

I should learn for my A-levels, but I am to excited to finally use my new cards today!

scroll fast to not catch venom spoiler

underapreciated moment in Venom:

at the end of the bike chase, Eddie says “oh that was pretty cool actually, not gonna lie” and then is hit by the bad guy’s car right after

which is 100x funnier the second time watching because you realize that was the first time someone called Venom symbiote, a known loser, cool

and hearing that caused them to fuck up immediately