Tony Stark in CA:CW + the values of Captain America
the current situation of the marvel fandom and russo brothers about infinity war:
1. This is Dean.
He hunts monsters.
He’s completely straight.
And always extremely manly.
And also very dominant.
2. This is Sam.
He’s Dean’s brother/monster hunting partner. They’re both very mature together.
He’s completely normal. Never soulless or possessed or anything.
No emotional scarring or psychological trauma going on here. Nope.
3. This is Castiel.
He’s an angel of the lord.
As such, he’s obviously very intimidating.
Very mighty.
All fear this terrifying, fell creature.
4. There is absolutely no homoerotic sexual tension in Supernatural.
5. Its villains are mostly demons and other unholy creatures, so of course, no one likes them.
Except for this guy. Everyone LOVES him.
6. Its fans are very calm, sane, rational people who are completely accepting of opinions that differ from their own.
7. And of course, you will absolutely be able to maintain your sanity after watching it!
You will NOT be plunged into an existential depression over the well-being of fictional characters.
And when you’ve run out of episodes to watch, you’ll totally be able to return to reality, no questions asked!
Bucky, writing in his diary: day 183. I’m stuck in side what appears to be the “soul realm”, surrounded by creatures of all sorts of species, the likes of which I’ve never seen before. After months of thorough observation, I have concluded that-
Peter: *to the tune of final countdown* IT’S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Shuri: *off key kazoo*
Bucky:
Bucky: -there is no intelligent life here
I am Thor! 😊
oh shit i’m loki
shout-out to tom hardy for calling venom “neither a hero or a villain but an alien that’s living rent-free in a human being”
**the entire fandom dies inside**
We all know Crowley doesn’t actually shred the plants, right? Like he takes them into the other room and makes Big Scary Noises, sure, to scare the remaining plants. But you just know that he actually takes the bad plants and sets them Outside, pats them on the head, and says “You rebelled. You are now Fallen. Congratulations” and sometimes he decorates them with old pairs of sunglasses and tiny leather jackets intended for French bulldogs. Like I’m sorry but if you don’t think those plants are 100% a form of projection and coping about his issues with Heaven then you haven’t met Anthony Janthony Crowley
When angst has a happy ending:
When angst does not have a happy ending:
SOMEONE REBLOG THIS FROM ME PLEASE
Life is really difficult. But I love it. I absolutely adore Marvel, Spn, Harry Potter and loads of other stuff.
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