Anxiety -> No Sleep

Terrible, thank you.

Doritos Cum

me trying to organize my life

Final Pam and the Boy Mayor are experiences... they're like the Illiad and the Odyssey of monster factory.

oh no i dropped my sea slugs

*bends over seductively to pick up a sea slug*

*bends over seductively to pick up a sea slug*

*bends over seductively to pick up a sea slug*

*bends over seductively to pick up a

She’s definitely a lesbian. I don’t blame her for not knowing it in that time period though. We love Jo, suppressed desires and all

watched Little Women yesterday and at the part where Jo is turning down Laurie and saying “I just can’t feel that way about you, I don’t know why” the girl behind me went “Is she a lesbian?... Oh my god I think she’s a lesbian”... god I WISH

captains log; stardate 8008.2

an unidentified humanoid just beamed on board and ordered all our replicators to produce “soup, no bowl” and fucking left

my CLOWN of a sister has betrayed me

“Can I borrow underwear?” I asked. “Sure!” she said. “Take these, they’re comfortable! Thongs are comfortable.”

Formal complaint, Vivs: Your underwear is in my butt

Will I ever regain the ability to walk as I once did? Or am I forced to waddle the streets with a face contorted in pain, like Psyduck in lingerie

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

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