Hard To Believe It Was Only 2 Years Ago

› "i was just trying to fix the vent! how did that trigger the emergency foam?!"

yes, it's that one scene from mouthwashing. this is something different from what i'm used to do but i think it came out decent. yay!

*14 Yr old me going through what might be depression and my parents just think I'm lazy and unappreciative.*

Me: I must be overreacting.

poor batman

Fucking CRYING IM USING THAT PHRASE FOR EVERYTHING NOW

id be like "im fine" and then start crying the 70% of me thats water out of nowhere

I often want to grab the nearest sharp object and bury it in my arm but I'm too scared to clean up after, so I'll just stick to biting my arms till they bruise.🙂

My grandma has the same dark humor as me

and we were watching a tv show today and the lady up there had paintings and was asking someone “what do you want to hang first?”

And I just flat out say “myself” and my grandma starts laughing and my dad looks at me like I’m crazy