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Day 65:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Adams apple movie (2005)

Mads Mikkelsen is the most beautiful man I have seen

In this movie he acts like a psychiatrist too even though he isn't one.

It's really funny.

Watch the movie, he gaslights people

Art!

Kloppi update y'all!!

He's got actual eyes and one (1) ear :D

Kloppi origin:

In art class, we were tasked by our teacher to create a heat that is a mix of human and an animal we drew from a bunch of little pieces of paper (the animal was written on the paper)

If anyone can guess what he is supposed to be I'll be really happy

Wade: *struggling to carry the groceries up the stairs* (he packed the bags too full and stuff keeps falling out)

Logan: Need a hand bub?

Wade: *joking* You could carry me over the threshold

Logan: Sure. *picks him up bridal style and carries Wade up the stairs and into their flat*

Wade:

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

The yellow and white box working together for once and showing Wade this after Logan agrees to staying with him

wade is terrified of scaring logan off with his love & logan is terrified of hurting wade unintentionally so they are at an impasse for a solid two months before they reach the communication stage

Playing Vampire's Fall and then suddenly:

A Witcher reference

Great now im thinking about wade smelling a bit too much like blood after a mission and Logan, whos in a playful mood, starts randomly stalking him. Im talking, eyes locked, head down, all fours kind of stalking. Slowly taking a step each time Wade looks away or blinks.

And its one of those scenes where Wade's GENUIENLY terrified. Starts off with him nervously laughing like "Haha- yeah. Funny, peanut... now stop it.... wolvie- Stop it... I said stop it!!" And he squeals and giggles because he loves playing with him but DAMN he's scary!!

Every instinct in wades body is screaming at him to run but he knows if he runs then Logan is gonna lock on and get his ass fr. So he tries to stand there, trying not to shake and tells him stop messing around. "S-stop! Wolvie quit it out! Youre gonna make me piss myself!" He tells him, wanting Logan to give up the bit, the game of hunting that he (one sidedly) decided they were playing.

Wade screaming and running away as fast as his legs will carry him, turning into a huge game of hide and seek in their tattered bloody suits. The people of New York are now used to watching Wade zoom down the street panicking while Logan is BOOKING it behind him like a wild cat, snarling.

He manages to find an abandoned building and tries to hide, silencing his breath and staying extremely still. But he forgot something. Logan can smell him. So, here's Wade, about to shit his pants and not giggle his head off because HOLY SHIT this is fun. And then there's a grown 200 year old man sniffing him out like a blood hound each time until he finally catches him, pouncing on him and sinking his claws and teeth into him, shaking him to the point Wade is screeching.

"Wait wait wAIT LOGAN!! Eeeeeehh!! No!! No, no bting- Ouch! Hey!! Stop that- OW! Aye!! Get your hands off me mist- EEEEHHH!! No!! Peanut I have ZERO nutritional value! Stop it! I'll tell santa!! YEOUCH!! THATS MY ARM YOU ASS HOLE!! Hey!!! Come back with that!"

With giggles, yelling, snarles, growls, and many...MANY blood sounds. Including ripping off his arm and running away with it like a dog stealing your sock.

By the end of the day, Logan is out cold, snoring in Wades lap and getting the best sleep of his life. Wade is also sleeping, sitting up and dreaming as his hand stays on Logan's curly head.

His other arm got hit by a car so now he has to regrow another.

Domesticated Wolverines still needed to hunt and maul once inawhile...

They do this once a month. It's enrichment for them both.