Tumblr Is Giving Me The Craziest Ads. What The Fuck Is This. What Does This Even Mean? Is Witchcraft

I FUCKING LOVE SITTING IN CORNERS/////

I FUCKING LOVE HAVING THE PRIMAL URGE TO GUARD MY BACK SATISFIED

you losers in the middle of your rooms are gonna be sorry when the sneak uponer-er comes and sneaks upon you

while i'm sitting cosy in my corner

not being snuck upon

it's cosy here in the corner

join me

never be snuck upon again

and by the way

i am saying upon intentionally

not up on

i just like how it sounds

"snuck upon"

-sounds like a sneaky phrase

-something a sneaky person would say

-smooth and bitey

"snuck up on"

-boring

-too grammatically correct for me in this current mood that i'm in

-grrr it's 3am

i will never stop going on tangents or intentionally using incorrect capatilisation to reinforce the vibe i'm going for fuck you and goodnight

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My only hope for Amphibia: Strange Voyage is that Maddie Flour plays a major role. She was criminally underutilized in canon.

that video of all those sabrina carpenters killing miku in fortnite makes me sad. it reminds me of high school

I was all in on the "omg it's Jean-Luc" bit until I realised people actually believe it. Like, you all actually think that's Jean-Luc and this is an owl house crossover? I thought it was a joke?

oh god, the Amphibia brainrot is coming back, HELP-

But omg, I just found out today that there was a sneak peek of the new graphic novel and OMG, DIPLOCAULUS PEOPLE, LET'S GOOO idk why i didn't think that there was gonna be another race of amphibians based on them, cuz like DUH, Andrias' mech suit is based on them, so why wouldn't they have existed? The real question is...are they still alive at this point? Are we gonna get new characters from this new continent? I sure hope so, bc from the snippet we got of them they look cool.

+pro about the upcoming Terraria 1.4.5 update: the banners are getting a separate menu so they don't clog inventory thank christ

-con about the upcoming Terraria 1.4.5 update: they're fixing the Hell tower/penis banner fuck lmao

BRO SHES GONNA LOSE HER PURPLE

candace flynn is a lot like sisyphus if you think about it

So I was setting up a virtual machine on my MacBook, and the windows setup started doing shit straight out of a Creepypasta

Like look at these loading screens. Is this not the most ominous thing you've ever seen?

THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN

Drawn on my phone using my fingers once again…