Went On A Walk, The Mushroom Is Still Here

I need this in a fic with EVERY SHIP I LIKE

You know those follower forms in game with the facepaint/makeup? Yeahhhhh. At least Narinder tried his best (or worst on purpose)

Alternate ending:

-charles francis spring probebly

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I do not know what this is but it made me laugh so...

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It’s that time of year

I love this. I need this in a fanfic YESTERDAY. If the og writer of this post @rosesradio is reading this, if you have an ao3 or wattpad please bless me with a link to your account and tell me if you wrote this prompt or not yet, its fabules!!

The children of Poseidon are fertile, really fertile. Especially during certain lunar periods. Jason has to cope alone when the moon is especially full, almost blue or gold, and Percy curses his father. Even a condom or pills won't help.

okayy, i love this 👀 (honestly surpirsed i haven't actually written mpreg or a/b/o type things, though it's on my Vaguely in the Future List)

i could see this coinciding with jason in a curious way. even though he's not technically part wolf, it's kind of a given he'd have wolf-like behaviors. i'd be curious if these same moon cycles inspire a heat within him (or would it be a rutt? for as much abo as i've read sometimes i get the terms confused). it would be the worst coincidence if the time that jason needs percy most is the time he can't have him due to such a high pregnancy risk.

ofc, when given something tempting & forbidden, the question is who would break first?

you have jason, who continually wants to break out of that box of leadership, who wants to be gentle & take care of percy during these lunar cycles. he wants to respect percy's wishes, because in what world would they be ready for a child? at the same time, though, his mind is screaming at him about how good percy looks (& would look while pregnant 👀), how he needs to mate, etc.

then you have percy, who was always a rule-breaker, though he is serious about the uncertainty of kids. he wants to be responsible in this, to not tie jason down (despite jason being ready to Pop The Question & Die for him at a moment's notice lmao). still, his brain is barraging him with thoughts of what a good dad jason would be, of how much he needs jason to breed him Like Yesterday

ultimately, i think it'd be fun to see like a cat-&-mouse, will-they-won't-they of "i wanna respect your decision but also i'm gonna lose my mind if i can't have you right now" situation on both ends. it would probably end with percy seducing jason ("seducing" being as tame as wearing shorts & eating a popsicle around him tbh, these guys don't take much lmao) before jason is bending percy over the nearest available surface to finally give in, pregnancy or otherwise.

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No one should have to live like this

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I just wanna rant a bit about one of Charlie's mamabird AU kids, his name is Skull, he has bone white skin, bone black hair and something called ''pheonyx eyes'' i belive which is when your irises are so dark they look black and this man is the HORNIEST most FLIRTY and smooth af man alive, and also A RAGING FUCKING IDIOT!! You wanna know why? Becuase he left his partner of 10 years, a trans man named Ganymede, for 6 YEARS to find some asshole distent reletive of his to beat the shit out of him for draining his younger sister's college fund for gambling and LOOSING, then after 6 years of abstence he comes back, finds his boyfriend, flirtiusly (is that a word? It is now ig) apolagizes to him, swoops him off his feet, GETS HIS BOYFRIEND TO PROPOSE, and then PROCEEDES TO GET HIM TO BOTH AGREE TO A CHILD AND PUT A BABY IN HIM, within 2 DAYS of coming back after being gone for 6 YEARS and comunicating with his boyfriend no more then once a mounth via letters, HIS BOYFRIEND DOESNT HAVE A MAILBOX!! ALL THE LETERS WENT TO HIS MOTHERS HOUSE! So yeah, Skull is very smooth