And Remember Kids, Grape Flavored Things Never Taste Like Actual Fucking Grapes!!!!!

This kid xd

It’s an old joke but this is my take on it

Hope you like it!

bitches be like "these are my comfort characters!" and it's a group of murderers

*sighs* can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh.................. a venti x reader where he's my little housewife????

What do you like most about welcome home? :3

For me its how colorful and vibrant everything is

OOH THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION!! i absolutely love the color palette, it's vibrant and so eye-catching!! but i gotta say that character design got my heart on a silver platter!!!!!! they look so funky like omggggg i love them

Happy Valentines day! 🌹🔥

* @jaywhohasthegay and me arguing over cherry lollipop or grape lollipop*

my brazilian ass about to pull out the fast portuguese so she can't argue since she don't know how to speak it:

This too , loud sound warning

This kid xd

It’s an old joke but this is my take on it

Hope you like it!

i love being unhinged on main

who’s that girl!

pairing: choi beomgyu x fem!reader

genre: fluff, comedy, non idol!au, new girl!au

summary: after coming home from vacation to discover your boyfriend of over a year cheating on you, you find yourself to be in search of a new place to live. lucky for you, your friend’s cousin is moving across the state, leaving a room open that’s yours for the taking. the only problem? it means you would be staying with three guys.

characters: txt, le sserafim’s chaewon, sakura and yunjin, nct’s chenle, skz’s felix, itzy’s yeji, and more probably

update schedule: friday, saturday, sunday

warnings: some profanity, inappropriate jokes, yeonjun as schmidt… some kys/kms humor

table of contents

sakura and her grandkids | the boyz 🥶

01 — 𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚

02 — she is homeless

03 — pyramid scheme

04 — the art of war

05 — miss piggy impression (written 1.3k + smau)

06 — jar me over text

07 — I’m Outside Your House

08 — #NotMyTaehyun

09 — porcupine idk

10 — who the fuck is sunghoon

11 — feels like a barbecue

12 — y/n cheater!!!!!!!

13 — monster by irene&seulgi

14 — i was hacked

15 — u wanna kiss me so bad

16 — what’s so funny? misogyny?

17 — dark horse neigh

18 — stalker ass

19 — cringe!

20 — bad at dating (written 2.4k + smau)

to be continued…

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authors note: hiii welcome to my first kpop au!! so obviously this is heavily inspired by the show ‘new girl’, but you don’t need to have seen it to read the smau. anyways very excited to write this and share it woo!!!