* @jaywhohasthegay And Me Arguing Over Cherry Lollipop Or Grape Lollipop*

OMG YESSSSS

i want a chapter that just goes full shoujo. anya befriends another kid who also gets a crush on her and damian is just sitting there fucking SEETHING going i don't like her. wait no pay attention to me, forger. I DON'T LIKE HER!!!! i am going to die if she doesn't look at me once today.

the bridge troll when i refuse to answer his riddle:

She is a very fashionable and sassy kid

Babygirlification of kyle broflovski

: ̗̀➛ favorite txt fics

smaus are not included here! all of these fic recs are what i consider to be of high quality and/or enjoyable, so i'm sure you'll find something you really like!

≡;- ꒰ °soobin ꒱

✎ hail mary - catholic highschool!au, fluff, religious themes (16.7k)

✎ that's the spirit! - ghost hunter!soobin, highschool!au, fluff (14.6k)

✎ paper hearts - 80s!au, valentines, ex bsf to lovers (9.6k)

✎ love fool - friends to lovers, school!au (7.2k)

✎ dream boy - fluff, angst, psychological, crack (7.0k)

✎ like real people do - vampire!au, best friends to lovers (5.0k)

✎ actions have consequences -  fluff, angst, lifeguard!soobin (4.0k)

✎ it's you! you're the one i want! - idiots to lovers (3.6k)

✎ apartment 370 - enemies to lovers!au, neighbors!au, fluff (3.0k)

✎ heart shaped - established relationship, comfort, fluff (2.5k)

✎ bees knees - fluff, best friends to lovers (1.7k)

✎“I like you, like like you like you." - college students au, fluff (1.3k)

✎ fellow associate - outgoing reader, mentions of alcohol, fluff (1.2k)

✎ as it was - angst, brother's best friend (1.2k)

✎ good - yandere, drugging (1.1k)

≡;- ꒰ °yeonjun ꒱

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✎ how to fall back in love with yeonjun - enemies to lovers (7.4k)

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✎ limelight - fluff, some angst, richboy!yeonjun (4.4k)

✎ say goodnight and go - fluff, best friends to lovers (3.2k)

✎ no pressure - friends to lovers, fluff, some angst (3.1k)

✎ hit me with your killshot - thriller, fantasy, demon!yeonjun (3.0k)

✎ it kills me - slight fluff, angst, best friends to lovers (2.5k)

✎ soulmates, i guess - soulmate!au, fluff, crack (2.2k)

✎ sober thoughts - best friends to lovers, fluff (2.0k)

✎ when my eyes are on you - bad boy x rich girl, fluff (2.0k)

✎ he careds - fake breakup, fluff, crack (0.8k)

≡;- ꒰ °beomgyu ꒱

✎ traces you left - hurt/comfort, fluff, angst, friends to lovers (14.3k)

✎ voices - soulmate!au, angst, fluff (14.2k)

✎ run 1 | 2 - angst, fluff, best friends to strangers to ??? (13.5k)

✎ the only exception - love at first sight!au, summer love (12.4k)

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✎ till forever falls apart - angst, major character death (10.8k)

✎ tokyo - established relationship, fluff (10.6k)

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✎ old friend - angst, slight fluff (5.8k)

✎ i hate you because... - self promo lol, enemies to lovers, fluff (5.5k)

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✎ whisker dimples - fluff, crack (1.5k)

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≡;- ꒰ °taehyun ꒱

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≡;- ꒰ °hueningkai ꒱

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✎ it was always you - fluff (0.6k)

note: take a quick guess on what my favorite trope is (impossible!!). that aside, im sorry for the lack of fics for maknae line, its so hard to find any let alone good ones. so, sorry :( but, i'll update this as i read more and hopefully there'll be a larger selection for tyunning!!

This too , loud sound warning

Honestly it broke my heart when Deidamia was mean to Patroclus and they fucked anyway because every time he describes himself it’s how he perceives he’s being judged. It’s tragic as shit. And even if Achilles had showered Patroclus with praise, Pat wouldn’t include it in the story because he was so focused on saving Achilles’ memory. With that, some thoughts I think Achilles had:

Oh no, what if he gets in trouble. What if he gets beaten or — he’s so shy that can’t happen to him, he’s be so humiliated I gotta find him PAT! PAT! BUDDY, WHERE’D YOU GO?!

He can play whatever fucking lyre he wants, you prick.

Imma boop his nose. No wait that’s so weird he’ll— imma boop his nose with my nose. Agh no— OH SHIT IM DOIN IT. IM BOOPING HIS NOSE.

OH SHIT IM DOIN IT IM RUNNIN UP THE BEACH

Dad I don’t want new frenn I want Pat.

We are older. He is taller than me now.

This fucking little statue. It’s fucking me. I fucking love it. Oh god I like it so much. It’s so cute. Oh man oh shit oh god I look like a derp because I like this fucking little me so much.

My beautiful boy my beautiful boy my beautiful boy my beautiful — fuck, he’s done brushing his teeth. Play it cool.

Maybe if I impale myself with a stick he would rub some nice salve on me and bandage me up with his strong hands. Achilles, you sly dog. 😎

Patpatpat I hadadream you didn’t love —That we— oh thank god I’m awake and he’s holding me.

He’s still asleep with his arms around me and hasn’t let go all night. His chest pressing into my back is so warm I could cry. Thank god he’s still asleep. He wouldn’t want me if he knew how I needed him, how it really was. I’m getting the pillow soaking wet, his hand is curled just beside my cheek and my tears slide between his fingers. Shit. I mean to ease away from him but all my body will do is hug tight the sleep-heavy arm circling my chest. Endymion clutching the moon’s perfect crescent. What will he think of me? What if he regrets — oh shit, I’m gonna wake him up, I’m shaking so bad and crying so loud and he— Achilles? Fuck. Achilles, are you ok? Hey, easy. It’s ok. Oh no, come here. Is it your mom? Achilles, it’s alright. Don’t you know nothing can take me away from you? It’s alright. Everything’s alright.

You ever felt like you could eat the world but like … not cook it? Gotta be a word for that. oh my god look at him. I will literally do anything to get him to come put his head in my lap and look at my face so I can look at his face and he can look at my face and his big sad eyes are so sweet how is anyone so sweet?!

How imma ever stop kissing this cute face? How imma ever stop smooshing this cute bod? Omg I missed a spot! Imma kiss it. My beautiful boy how could I ever stop loving you.

I swear it. My most beloved.

Scyros isnt so far. He’ll never stop looking for me. He couldn’t do that, not when he knows I’ll die without—-

—he thinks I left him. Oh my god, he thinks I don’t want him— I— what— no- he must be so angry and I can’t even tell him -I can’t even say — oh my god I broke his heart.

Pat you can’t leave again I didn’t want to do it I missed you I was dying it was like dying Pat dont you get it I did it for you I did everything for you I had to do it I had to be with you don’t you get it Patroclus I couldn’t let you think I left you I would do anything I would kill myself before I let you think I didn’t want you please can’t you see me can’t you fucking see my face I didn’t want to i don’t want anything but you all I want is you Patroclus please say something.

I will never leave him. It will be this, always, for as long as he will let me.

𝐕𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒

INAZUMA || LIYUE

GENSHIN IMPACT x GN!Reader

SUMMARY; (mentioned character) reaches friendship level 10! let's see their opinions about the new recent character, (Name).

DILUC; (Name)? I'm not quite sure why you're asking that, especially to me, but, I'm in a good mood today, better not let it go to waste, ehm. (Name) is a friend of mine, a closeone indeed, although we barely see each other, we still consider ourselves as friends. but, I'd like to be more then that. if they'd let me of course. what? just because I look scary doesn't mean I can't get a love life too? hmph. such strict rules.

ALBEDO; a interesting specimen indeed, I have tested multiple species that might relate to them, but none of them has the same data, if I could, I'd study them day and night. they just seem so. interesting, I can't help myself, hey, could you do me a favor and send them over here to dragonspine? I'd like to try out a few things needing them only, don't ask questions. ehm, I meant, ask questions whenever you want, I don't mind. not at all.

VENTI; hey traveler! what? surprised? ehe, it's all thanks to name! they somehow got me to stop drinking. look even I'm confused, it's like I was in some sort of spell! but, I'm probably just overreacting. yeah that's it, anyways, do you wanna meet them? I know where and when, just say the word; eh. dandelion wine! yep! oh? you want to know more? hm, a drink of; well, you know. and I'll tell ya~ well, they're about, (y/h) has very beautiful (e/c) orbs and shiny (h/c)! sounds amazing right? wait till you meet them in person!

BENNETT; my personal lucky charm. they're somehow not affected by my bad luck! like they have plot armor or something, everytime I'm with them, my bad luck just- well, goes away! like it was never there in the first place, although, their state kinda worries me. even before anyone could open up their shops, they're already there in a blink of a eye! makes me wonder if they even have a normal sleep schedule. do they even sleep? meh, I'm probably just overreacting.

KAEYA; the mysterious outlander of teyvat, y'know, I'm actually quite interested in this person you speak of, they're charming, bright too. but of course, not as amazing as me, ehe~ although. I did call them mysterious for a reason, didn't I? I'm quite concerned on why they have black spots under those eyes, obviously it's common for humans- I meant people, to get them. but out of people, I never thought someone like them would get stressed or overworked.

RAZOR; Razor like (Name), (Name).....smell nice, very kind. like- like, red burny girl! (Name) always give Razor meat, Razor like meat, Razor like (Name) :D! but.....(Name) give spooky- spooky, feeling, like something not wrong. Razor confused, everyone like this? (Name) okay? Razor worried for (Name), me go find (Name), Razor says bye traveler. hope see again :) with (Name), gonna go to purple teacher to ask.

FISCHL; thee shall not speaketh at which ordered, ehm. I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung hast many much bethought about this person, they carryeth the kindness of Teyvat. they holdeth a fragile aura, which i shalt protecteth in all mine own power!

BARBARA; they're a kind person! they always help me around, even tho I can handle it myself, hehe. although I do hate the fact they still baby me, I'm already grown up and they still treat me like a kid! hmph! but, I do like the attention, so I'll let it slide. uwah......o-oh! sorry I was dozing off again wasn't I? *sigh* this is the seventh time this week....(Name) really does have an impact on me.

SUCROSE; they're a very kind person, sometimes they volunteer to be my test subject, for....certain experiments. ehm! I'm pretty sure we're supposed to meet up somewhere around dragonspine, uhm, I gotta go! see you later traveler! (Name) is calling me.

NOELLE; they're, one of the people I look up to, they're just so kind and helpful, eh, it kind of makes me want to quit my dream, afterall no one can beat them when it comes to being kind, not like it's a competition or anything, I have to admit, I do miss them, lots. ever since they left for Liyue, I've been pretty lonely, b-but I understand! I'm sure they'll visit sometime.

AMBER; (Name)? oh yeah! they're one of my best buds! well, I wouldn't really call them a 'friend' but. *sigh* if they knew about my feelings then I would call them more then a friend, but hey! I'm not one to let a guard down so easily, I can tell what to do to make them notice me! please don't think this is a forceful relationship, I'm just. giving them a reason, yeah, that's it!

LISA; ah yes, the favoured outlander, they flatter me~ don't you just wanna, you know, hugg someone and pull them closer to your chest? well. that's exactly how I feel about my our precious (Name) over here. ahhh, just the thought of having them in my arms once and for all, it sends butterflies to my stomach. hopefully this didn't make you too jealous did it? *chuckle*.

JEAN; a very hardworking knight indeed, always coming to the rescue whenever help is needed, I have my own concerns about their health and schedule, but I shall not speak about them, not now. I-I have to admit, I have taken a liking towards them ever since they came to Mondstadt, please don't tell them!

KLEE; big sibling (Name)? ooh ooh! Klee has many things to say! (Name) always gets Klee out of trouble whenever Klee is in confinement, if it weren't for (Name), Klee wouldn't have dodoco! (Name) is a very kind person, so you mustn't tell a soul that they're mean! or else the monsters will get you!

DIONA; a angel sent by the gods, they're the only one who doesn't drink alcohol in the tavern! I'm starting to think not ALL grown-ups are bad, of course there a few, ehm. drunkards, but still, (Name) is the only good one!

ROSARIA; hmph, they always let everyone treat them like some sort of- of- pet. and you know the worst part? they aren't complaining, they're cute and all, but I despise the fact they don't bother to stand up for themselves or even utter word called 'no'

EULA; a unique person indeed, the only person I didn't swore vengeance on, if it weren't for them, I probably wouldn't even be apart of the knights, heck, I probably wouldn't even be alive right now. so I look up to them as a god, which in my eyes, are true.

obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

I forgot that Cartman in canon just keeps a scrapbook full of all the ships he's forced together