Jaskier: I'll Get Over It, I Just Have To Be Dramatic First.

Jaskier: I'll get over it, I just have to be dramatic first.

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3 years ago

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Chuck: okay, who broke this

Michael: Gabriel

Lucifer: Gabriel

Gabriel: Gabriel

Chuck:

Gabriel: fuck

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Gabriel: how sad

Lucifer: are you okay?

Gabriel: I wanted to take Sam out for dinner but I don't have any money

Lucifer: no problem bro, We're best bros right? I'll take out your boyfriend for ya

Gabriel: really?! Thanks Luci

Lucifer: That's what bros do

[Later]

Gabriel:

Gabriel: wait a damn minute

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Jack: Dean I need help with my new poetry course! Can you tell me one rhyme quickly?

Dean: let's see...

Dean: roses are red, I ate a burrito, poetry has no sense, Despacito

Jack: why are you like this?

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Charlie: you know we can find and follow phones by the GPS right?

Dean: wha- really?

Cas: don't worry I know you stop in the donut shop when you go for a walk

Dean:

Dean: I don't even go walking... I go by car

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Jack: everyday I take one dollar from Dean's wallet

Jack: I've been doing this for three years

Jack: now I have more than 1000$

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Cas similing:

Dean: I'm gonna punch him in the face

Sam: what the hell, why?

Dean: he is very cute and his smile is brighter than the sun

Dean: I'm gonna hit him

Sam: or maybe you can confess your feelings to him...

Dean:

Dean: no.

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Cas: the food is too hot. I can't eat this

Dean: you're too hot but I still eat you

Sam: ONE DINNER, GUYS. I JUST WANTED ONE. FUCKING. DINNER.

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[texting]

Dean: hi

Castiel: hello

Dean: hola

Casyiel: come eat ass

Castiel: NO

Castiel: estas***

Dean: HAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S IT I'M DONE

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Sam: Hay can you move away from me? I'm claustrophobic

Gabriel: what does claustrophobic mean?

Dean: it means he's afraid of Santa Claus

Sam: no, you idiot

Gabriel: OH OH OH

Castiel: STOP IT GABRIEL YOU'RE SCARING HIM

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Castiel: how do you feel?

Dean: I do not


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2 years ago
More Turtls For Yall!! Mostly From The Family Au But Also 2012 Donnie And Casey,
More Turtls For Yall!! Mostly From The Family Au But Also 2012 Donnie And Casey,
More Turtls For Yall!! Mostly From The Family Au But Also 2012 Donnie And Casey,
More Turtls For Yall!! Mostly From The Family Au But Also 2012 Donnie And Casey,
More Turtls For Yall!! Mostly From The Family Au But Also 2012 Donnie And Casey,

More turtls for yall!! Mostly from the family au but also 2012 Donnie and Casey,

(lmk if yal like the big drawing posts, they come like once a week just with what I’ve recently done, or if I should post just once and more frequently))


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2 years ago

It’s so funny that the three people who canonically find Dazai #relatable are Mori, Fyodor, and Verlaine.

What an insane lineup of horrible men. I think that alone would make me change my entire personality if I were him. First everyone finds him incredibly annoying and then those motherfuckers show up and are like “actually, no, Dazai’s great. He just gets me.” I’d be reconsidering all of my life decisions.


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2 years ago

I've been drawing Tighnari for the past hour. Bot only do I evidently have a problem, but I'm hoping it will grant me good luck in actually getting him.


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3 years ago

Scott: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Stiles, turning to Theo: How tall are you?


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6 months ago

Chishiya is that one doctor who if during a flight there is a call "is there is a doctor available?" He just goes back to sleep/read/listen to music.


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3 years ago

tommy: HELP! I TOLD PHIL I'D COOK TONIGHT BUT I CANT COOK FOR SHIT.

ranboo, pouring the milk into the cereal box: dont worry, my friend.

ranboo: you've come to the right person.


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3 years ago

I find it amusing that Freddy felt the need to point put that the daycare lights were off. Like bruh I just watched the moon rise then yeet itself into the ether. I'm literally in the daycare, now tell me how to fix it.


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2 years ago

I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it's not twenty-seven.

-Ranpo, probably


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