Stiles, Speaking About Theo: It’s Like A Game Of Fuck, Marry, Kill, And He’s All Three.

isaac: soo do you ever hear void stiles in your head anymore?

stiles: sometimes

isaac: what does he say

stiles: sometimes he makes plans to murder everyone within a ten foot radius. other times he reminds me to pick up bagels because derek likes bagels.

Stiles: just rip it off. Like a band-aid

Liam: I'm in love with Theo

Stiles: put the band-aid back on

i've been collecting text posts, realized i had run out, ran out to collect more for this sole purpose.

P2

*the betas do something stupid and dangerous*

Stiles: I’m not mad, just disappointed

Derek: I’m mad.

I like to think that the Traveler subconsciously connected Lyney to Venti and that's why they took the betrayal so hard.

It's the only reason I can come up with on why they were so upset about it despite only knowing Lyney for a day.

Imagine if you knew of a population of semi-wild hamsters that live communally near to where you live. They don't run for their lives and bolt into their nests for safety when they see you, they'll just kind of go "aw fuck there's that guy again" and just kind of lazily trot off - they know you're not really a predator, just an inconvenience. But some of them don't flee from you, they're a bit weird you guess, but those are your favourites. So every once in a while when you've got a task you really don't want to do alone, you can just walk up there, grab a hamster, pop it into your breast pocket and now you've got a little emotional support buddy for the day.

That's Gandalf's relationship with the hobbits.

2012!Raph: *Screams*

R!Donnie: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

2012!Leo: Should we do something?

R!Leo: No, I want to see who wins.

*Dismissing Cicero*

Cicero, somewhat upset: Oh, of course! Mother needs me after all…

Listener: That’s not why I’m dismissing you, I’m dismissing you so you can get some fuckin sleep you self deprecating little shit

Dean: I’m cold

Castiel: I told you to bring a coat! (Begrudgingly wraps Dean in his trench coat)

Sam: it’s pretty cold out

Gabriel: here (wraps self around Sam) better?

Sam: uh… we’re about to go question the witness, so…

Gabriel: shhhh… just let it happen

Sam: So, I have to go to the eye doctor this week.

Jack: Yes, you need to get your vision orbs checked.

Sam: Ah... yes. My vision orbs..