“Oh it’s 31% stable, just like me, awesome”
- Ranboo, relatable icon
Do you think with Donnie being a soft shell he ever made like hyper realistic battle shells that look like his soft shell and would just leave them around the lair to scare his brothers
...only if Mikey is the one to make it look hyper realistic
two: *constantly getting horribly injured*
the brigadier: oh dear. do not like this.
three: *constantly getting horribly injured, spent his first few days alive absolutely spaced out, really bad balance because he's not used to being 6'3"*
the brigadier: right. must have a doctor on hand.
four: *constantly getting horribly injured, spent his first few days alive absolutely spaced out*
the brigadier: aha! i know this one! here, doctor, have a doctor.
four: thanks, alistair! *steals him*
the brigadier: fuck.
Malia: Anyone else angry and gay on this Wednesday night?
Stiles: I'm bi and annoyed, is that close enough?
either i relate to him a little to much or enoch from mphfpc is autistic
Jasper: Sir, on a scale of 1-10, please rate your pain.
Jekyll: Pi.
Jasper: Pi?
Jekyll: A minimal but a never ending number.
Jasper: What the actual f*ck.
"If I wasn't nice, you would be gone already" - Ranboo, March 8/2021
Jack: Dad can you pass me the salt
Sam Dean and Cas all go to hand him salt
Jack: …thanks dad..s
Sam,Dean,Cas insink: you’re welcome
Rowena: Jack hon do me a wee favor and shoot me please.
scott: you need to be nicer to theo
stiles: i am nice
scott: you threatened to stab him
stiles: and i think it was pretty nice of me to give him a warning
Scrooge: I've met some insufferable people.
Scrooge: But they have also met me.
It had been a few hours since Bruno’s return to Casita. The Madrigals were currently dispersed, helping the townsfolk move bricks to make some semblance of walls. In one corner of the remnants of Casita, Bruno was tucked away.
Maybe things will be okay.
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rating: teen and up (not kid friendly!) (camilo uses the f-word)
hurt/comfort (more comfort than hurt)
camilo uses they/them pronouns
camilla the rat makes an appearance
(also fair warning I am very much white and do not speak spanish, any advice/comments would be much appreciated!)
(ao3 link)
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