Malia: Anyone else angry and gay on this Wednesday night?
Stiles: I'm bi and annoyed, is that close enough?
Stiles: if I die, donate my entire body to science
Stiles: except my middle finger
Stiles: send that to Theo
Theo: HEY
Tubbo_ has made the advancement [MICHAEL MY BELOVED]
Ranboo has made the advancement [Villain Arc Time]
Awesamdude has made the advancement [Haha I'm In Danger]
Jack: Can I have another cookie?
Dean: What did Cas say?
Jack: He said no
Dean: Then why should I say yes?
Jack: because he’s not the boss of you
Dean, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap
Steven: Let's get a birthday cake!
Marc: But our birthday isn't even this month?
Steven, whispering: The cake won't know that.
Marc:
Marc: Valid. Let's get two.
Wilbur Soot: Hey Tubbo, have you seen Tommy around?
Tubbo: No, what's up?
Wilbur: Tommy messaged me saying "I hate men women are poggers" and I answered back "You're a man though" and he replied "I can fix this, give me a minute" so I asked him half an hour ago what he meant by that, and he still hasn't answered.
Wilbur: I'm not worried about him or anything, but I still don't know what that means.
Tubbo: It means he needs a minute to fix it :3
Wilbur: Yes but what does that mean???
Tubbo: I dunno how to explain it better, Bossman, he just needs a minute to fix the problem.
Wilbur: ...Forget it. Ranboo-
Ranboo: Just give him a minute Wilbur, he'll fix it :3
Ranboo yelling at Quackity: "I will fight you!"
Tubbo glaring at Quackity from behind Ranboo: *mouthing "Try it and I will kill you*
The Doctor: *exists*
The Master every few centuries: I want to crawl inside your body.
Shhh it’s okay he’s baby
Jack: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Dean: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Jack:
Jack: [sobs]
Sam: You fucking scared him, you idiot.