Dean: I'm Trash

Jack: Cas I need you to come pick me up right now

Cas: Why

Jack: Dean is passive aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do 8 hours ago

Jack: This house isn’t safe for me anymore

Hyde: I didn't do anything illegal!

Jekyll: That's not very reassuring.

Dean: *sitting on the floor* Guys the floor is lava!

Dean: *jumps on the sofa*

Sam: *puts his feet up onto the love seat from where they were on the floor and continues reading his book*

Gabriel: * gets off the sofa and lies face up on the floor*

Dean: Gabe the floor is lava

Gabriel: I know, I welcome the sweet relief of death.

Sam: Gabe are you okay?

Gabriel: What do you think, I’m never okay life is meaningless.

Dean: Gabe get on the fucking sofa.

Gabriel: *flips onto the rug* There, I’m not on the floor.

Dean: *sighs* Fuck you Gabe.

“Ranboo: Tubbo and I don’t use pet names. Tommyinnit: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Ranboo: Honey? Tubbo: Yes, dear? Ranboo: Tommyinnit: Don’t ever lie to my face again.”

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Using my drawing class to draw Merlin fanart

Cicero HC: the man can “turn off” the crazy, if in any situation you need him to be completely deadpan he will be, his voice drops like 5 octaves. Ofc he’s pretending and will probably slip up back into his sillyness if he has to do it for too long, but it’s terrifying how normal he can seem.

no thoughts, just ranboo saying ‘please kill me’ in a game of among us and everyone going silent until fundy says ‘if you insist’

Oliver: You know Percy, I bet you'd look adorable grasping at the sheets of my bed

Percy: I'm not making your bed for you Oliver

Oliver: PLEASE, I HAVEN'T CHANGED THEM IN THREE DAYS

Percy: YOU HAVE HANDS, USE THEM

Oliver: FUCK YOU

Percy: After you make your bed? I think the fuck not

Penny, appearing behind Oliver: Oliver Wood quit being inappropriate and go make your bed right now

Oliver: ASHFXUFXIUTDCJG WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE

Marcus: What the hell am I witnessing-

ghostbur, waking up: where am i?

dream, sarcastically: heaven.

ghostbur: oh...

ghostbur:

ghostbur: didnt think you'd be here.

““i could just listen to ranboo talk all fucking day””

— wilbur soot the beloved