Mary: can you pass the-
Gabriel: I’m in love with your son!
Mary: salt. Uh… which one?
Gabriel: Sam, obviously.
Mary: good, cuz they don’t talk about it, but I’m pretty sure Dean and Castiel secretly got married and never bothered to tell anyone.
““i could just listen to ranboo talk all fucking day””
— wilbur soot the beloved
Ranboo: I CAN'T DO IT!
Tubbo, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Ranboo: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Wilbur: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Ranboo:
Ranboo: I appreciate it,
Ranboo: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Techno: Ranboo-
Ranboo: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Philza: Ranboo we gotta-
Ranboo: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Ranboo: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Ranboo, motioning to Tommy: NOT FUCKING THIS
Cicero: Ah, yes. Humor based on my pain
Au idea where drax has a total morality shift and decides to actually help raise the turtles with splinter (listen, i have no clue how this would happen/ work, i just wanted an excuse to draw them as a family))
Derek: What did you do with the body?
Stiles: What didn’t I do with the body?
Derek:
Stiles: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
Charlie: This meeting wasn't about suicide prevention, but maybe it should be...
jack: why do people go to college?
sam: to learn things related to the careers they want to have, and to learn about themselves.
jack: i wanna go to college!!!
sam, crying: im so p rouD
One of these episodes Jamie is going to sit on the doctors lap and no one will remark on it
*the betas do something stupid and dangerous*
Stiles: I’m not mad, just disappointed
Derek: I’m mad.
Malia: Are you having another depressive episode?
Stiles: A depressive episode?
Stiles: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.