Derek: What Did You Do With The Body?

stiles: go big or go home

scott, crying: please for once in your life just go home. i'm begging you. go home

stiles: i'm going big

Now I feel obligated to main him. I mean, I was going to anyway but this feels like a calling.

Steven: FOUR MONTHS!

Marc: What is he talking about?

Jake: It's honestly not that big of a deal-

Steven: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU SAT THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

Stiles: Every now and then I like to do as I’m told, just to confuse people.

me, watching Roku deadset on fighting that volcano, even though everyone in the village appeared to have escaped, and the volcano appeared to be isolated at sea and unlikely to impact anyone else, and then, dying because of it : Zuko is his great grandson…I see…

Au idea where drax has a total morality shift and decides to actually help raise the turtles with splinter (listen, i have no clue how this would happen/ work, i just wanted an excuse to draw them as a family))

doctor who companions will go "he's the most incredible man i've ever met... he's like fire; bright, brilliant, and burning whatever gets too close." and then the camera turns and it's Some Guy eating sand

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Chuck: okay, who broke this

Michael: Gabriel

Lucifer: Gabriel

Gabriel: Gabriel

Chuck:

Gabriel: fuck

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Gabriel: how sad

Lucifer: are you okay?

Gabriel: I wanted to take Sam out for dinner but I don't have any money

Lucifer: no problem bro, We're best bros right? I'll take out your boyfriend for ya

Gabriel: really?! Thanks Luci

Lucifer: That's what bros do

[Later]

Gabriel:

Gabriel: wait a damn minute

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Jack: Dean I need help with my new poetry course! Can you tell me one rhyme quickly?

Dean: let's see...

Dean: roses are red, I ate a burrito, poetry has no sense, Despacito

Jack: why are you like this?

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Charlie: you know we can find and follow phones by the GPS right?

Dean: wha- really?

Cas: don't worry I know you stop in the donut shop when you go for a walk

Dean:

Dean: I don't even go walking... I go by car

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Jack: everyday I take one dollar from Dean's wallet

Jack: I've been doing this for three years

Jack: now I have more than 1000$

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Cas similing:

Dean: I'm gonna punch him in the face

Sam: what the hell, why?

Dean: he is very cute and his smile is brighter than the sun

Dean: I'm gonna hit him

Sam: or maybe you can confess your feelings to him...

Dean:

Dean: no.

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Cas: the food is too hot. I can't eat this

Dean: you're too hot but I still eat you

Sam: ONE DINNER, GUYS. I JUST WANTED ONE. FUCKING. DINNER.

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[texting]

Dean: hi

Castiel: hello

Dean: hola

Casyiel: come eat ass

Castiel: NO

Castiel: estas***

Dean: HAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S IT I'M DONE

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Sam: Hay can you move away from me? I'm claustrophobic

Gabriel: what does claustrophobic mean?

Dean: it means he's afraid of Santa Claus

Sam: no, you idiot

Gabriel: OH OH OH

Castiel: STOP IT GABRIEL YOU'RE SCARING HIM

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Castiel: how do you feel?

Dean: I do not

Lanyon: So what's your biggest weakness?

Hyde: I can be uncooperative.

Lanyon: Okay, can you give me an example?

Hyde: No.

Kidnapper holding Stiles ransom: Try anything funny and he gets it!

Sheriff Stilinski: Don't kill him!

Kidnapper: We won't do nothing so long as we get what we want.

Sheriff Stilinski: I wasn't talking to you. Stiles, don't you dare do anything!

Kidnapper: W-what?