Moscow? I Think You Mean "give Grace McLean A Tony." In My House? I Think You Mean "Give Grace McLean

You know what’s a great idea?

If the Hamilton fandom fucking chilled.

Whizzer: You're over dramatic sometimes, Marvin

Marvin: what? No I'm not.

~ later that day ~

Whizzer: *wins the chess game*

Marvin: get out of this household I am done with you.

I think a great way to solve the Charlotteville statue problem is not by tearing down the statue of Robert E. Lee, but to build a bigger, better looking statue of Ulysses S. Grant right next to it.

I love Eliza

┏┓   ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲  house ╱╱╭╮╲╲  we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔    and appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲        Eliza Schuyler Hamilton And 

Everything She did For Her Husband ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Me: I'm so happy The Great Comet, Bandstand, and Groundhog Day are going to have a long run.

Friend: But they're closing next month

Me, on the verge of tears: I'm. So. Happy. That. The. Great. Comet. Bandstand. And. Groundhog. Day. Are. Going. To. Have. A long. Run.